Lord Wojak EA
- Experts
- Version: 1.14
- Activations: 5
Wojak — Adaptive Grid Trading System for XAUUSD
Wojak is a fully automated, self-managing grid/hedge trading system built specifically for Gold (XAUUSD). Instead of relying on one fragile signal, it layers positions intelligently in the direction the market allows, protects capital with multiple independent safety systems, and locks in profit automatically — all without you watching the screen.
Backtest results (Jan 2025 – Sep 2026, XAUUSD):
- Tested over ~20 months of real tick history, including the Feb 2025 – Sep 2026 window
- Account grew from 10,000 cents ($100) to over 2,700,000 cents (~$27,000) in the backtest
- Recommended starting balance: 50,000 cents ($500) on a cent account
- Recommended pair/timeframe: XAUUSD, M1
- Recommended: run on a low-latency VPS, 24/5, for consistent execution
⚠️ Past backtest performance does not guarantee future results. Backtests use historical data and can't perfectly reproduce live slippage, requotes, or extreme news events. Please read the full Risk Disclosure below before buying.
How it works
- Linear (not exponential) grid — lot size grows by a fixed increment per layer instead of doubling, so risk builds up in a controlled, predictable way rather than exploding.
- Trend filter (EMA) — new layers are only added on the side aligned with the underlying trend, reducing how often the grid has to fight the market.
- Catch-up mirror system — if one side gets too far ahead, the EA intelligently opens matching positions on the other side using average price, not just the last price, for smarter timing.
- Profit lock & per-side trailing — once profit reaches a threshold, the EA trails it, and can bank profit from one side independently even while the other side is still running.
- Multiple layers of capital protection — a spread filter, a margin buffer check before every order, a soft-pause that stops adding to a losing side early, and a hard drawdown cut-loss as a last resort.
- Session-aware — automatically avoids opening trades when the market is closed (weekends, Gold's daily settlement gap) instead of blindly retrying.
- Live dashboard — see open layers, floating P/L, lock status and drawdown guard levels directly on the chart at all times.
Recommended setup
| Setting | Recommendation |
|---|---|
| Symbol | XAUUSD / XAUUSDc |
| Timeframe | M1 |
| Account type | Cent or standard, your choice |
| Starting balance | 50,000 cents ($500) minimum recommended |
| Hosting | VPS, low latency to broker, running 24/5 |
| Leverage | 1:500 or higher recommended for grid headroom |
⚠️ Risk Disclosure — please read
This is a grid-style trading system: it adds positions as price moves, and total exposure grows with the number of open layers. This is a legitimate, widely-used approach, but like any strategy that scales into a move, it carries real risk of drawdown and loss, especially during extreme, one-directional market moves. No EA, including this one, can guarantee profit. Always:
- Start on a demo account or with a small live balance you can afford to lose
- Use the built-in drawdown and margin protections and understand what each input does before increasing risk
- Monitor your account regularly, especially around high-impact news
Who this is for
Traders who want a hands-off, rules-based system for Gold that manages its own risk logic, rather than a "signal" EA that needs constant supervision. Best suited for people comfortable with grid/hedge-style strategies and who size their account and lot settings responsibly.
