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an interesting distribution...
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It's hard to see a direct hit in the embrasure).
A few years ago we travelled around Iceland. The Blue Lagoon wasn't enough for us, so we headed for the semi-wild hot springs in the middle of the island. The views are spectacular: mountains with snow-capped peaks all around, and a river with hot springs in the valley.
There we met Norwegians, workers of penitentiary system. They told us:
"Our prison system is a circus. Breivik lives there like a resort. And despite that, we have a man from Murmansk who writes complaints all the time.
"About what? " we asked.
"He demands that his wife be imprisoned too. They came from Russia together, purposely stole from a supermarket, they put him in jail, and instead of putting her in jail too, they're going to deport her! "
In one office there was an accounting department made up of four ladies. The ladies annoyed the sysadmin. He retaliated by removing the Start button on one computer and drawing a second button on the other, just as the accounting department was having its lunch.
End of the day. Angry chief accountant calls:
- The start button is gone!
The sysadmin nonchalantly answers:
- They stole it!
Chief accountant: -
Who stole it?
Sysadmin:
- Who stole two?
The head of the first department used to be a bit of a pain in the ass. One day he came in and said, "Guys, my mouse is running on the screen and opening all sorts of programs. There must be spy hackers, you need to look into it. We come in, look, check everything, take it apart - everything's fine. The mouse isn't running anywhere and there's nothing wrong/suspicious.
A week later we get another "Spies again, we've got to catch them quick". We laugh to ourselves, the ambre is such that the devils must be running. But then the fact is that the mouse cursor is really running, occasionally clicks the button "Start", something starts up, windows fly...
It turned out that an advanced user didn't like the regular mouse, so he bought a wireless radio mouse (there was no bluetooth yet). ) He has hidden it in his cupboard when leaving his office to prevent thieves from stealing it, and kept silent like a partisan.
But an accountant bought the same mouse, and her mega-Chinese device easily penetrated the whole floor and controlled the cursor and buttons
A very responsible Jewish janitor worked.
You don't need to read any further. This is getting ridiculous...
A very responsible Jewish janitor worked. He even made a glazed stand for the newspaper and put up a fresh one every morning. And when the lottery table was published, he put a litter bin near it, so that they wouldn't litter with tickets without winnings. After a year, he quit his job and bought a cottage. It turned out that he used to paste the old tables to the new lottery hats.
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new hats, for that matter, can be glued to something that can be filled in with a correct answer
but a glued ticket won't do the trick.
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new hats, for that matter, can be glued to something that can be filled in with a correct answer
but a glued ticket won't do the trick.
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