Interesting and Humour - page 3160

[Anatoli Kazharski]

Scientists have learned to create micro-resonators with record-breaking accuracy >>>

В исследовании, опубликованном в журнале Optics Letters, Михаил Сумецкий, профессор Института фотонных технологий в Астонском университете, и Никита Торопов, инженер Центра «Информационные оптические технологии» (ЦИОТ) Университета ИТМО, продемонстрировали так называемые бутылочные резонаторы, полученные с помощью опытной установки и изготовленные настолько точно, что разница их размеров не превышает 0,17 ангстрема. Эта величина в 10 раз меньше диаметра атома водорода и почти в 100 раз меньше нанометра. Для сравнения, на сегодняшний день погрешности при производстве резонаторов и световодов оцениваются все еще по наношкале. Такой значительный скачок в технологиях производства микрорезонаторов способен заметно повлиять на эффективность будущих оптических приборов.

[Aleksei Mikhanoshin]

Дмитрий:

A young man with an iPhone stopped to give the janitor a light.

- Why, Father," he asked, taking a drag, "do you have Pokémon in town?

He laughed out loud. Thank you-

[Alexandr Saprykin]

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

Alexey Busygin:
Everyone still works as if no one is paying.

Soviet times: the state pretended to pay - everyone pretended to work.

Our times, 2016 is essentially capitalism in the former Soviet Union and nothing has changed in psychology.

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

[Vitalii Ananev]

Дмитрий:

A young man with an iPhone stopped to give the janitor a light.

- Why, father," he asked, taking a drag, "do you have Pokémon in town?

At half past twelve, a young man with an iPhone entered Stargorod from the north-west, from the direction of the village of Chmarovka.

The young man stopped for a light from the janitor, who was sitting on a stone bench by the gate.

- Why, father," the young man asked, taking a drag, "do you have pokemons in town?

The old janitor was not at all surprised.

- Cheburashka is a pokemon," he replied, eagerly engaging in the conversation.

- I have no more questions.

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

What were you thinking?

[Andrey F. Zelinsky]

Yuriy Zaytsev:

What were you thinking?

That you're really horny.

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

Personally, I see a beautiful lighting fixture, but you clearly have a different association.

[Sergey Golubev]

This is what a doctoral defence actually looks like