Interesting and Humour - page 4937

[Uladzimir Izerski]

Sergey Gridnev #:
What branch? It's "Interesting and Humour".

;)

It's funny there and it's interesting there. But not everyone understands it.

[transcendreamer]

The drunken biobabble nerd is getting so hot that he even bombs here or messes up the branches 😁

So it was good vampirism, quality vampirism... - "ideally the victim will constantly remember the hurt and try to replay the situation" (c).

[Denis Sartakov]

Dmytryi Nazarchuk #:

The bulldozer operator Stepan once dreamt that the foreman came up to him at the site and said: "Stepan, go home, the universe is just a holographic projection in a quantum entangled ocean. Genesis is a fluctuation at the subatomic level. Your mind will never allow you to comprehend the transcendental nature of the universe, and our permanent futility only multiplies entropy and brings the heat death of the universe closer.

The exponentially inflating chaos of nothingness will not bring catharsis to anyone, because neither life nor death have any meaning, man is only a bizarre game for the sake of a game of chemical elements and the amino acids built from them, and your mind is a brief blip in the endlessly flowing chthonic river of the underworld kingdom of Hades. Better go buy some port and forget the gloom of a hopeless existence..."

Stepan woke up and looked at his watch - there were still three hours to get up. All he understood from what the foreman had said was that there was no need to go to work ...

In fact, he went to work, just in case,

and, just in case, refrained from a hangover in the morning, sat down at the tractor and found that sober he did not know how to drive it...

[Vitaly Murlenko]

From the internet:

- I thought my wife and I would have more money after we got married because we would have two sources of income. We did - I got a second job

[Vitaly Murlenko]

Stumbled across this on the internet by chance. Wow, it happens :)))))))))))

My mum's a medic at the bus depot. She's not licensed to treat, but she's always poking around with her folk remedies. So this driver comes in: 50 years old, coughing. My mother advised him to grate fresh ginger and add it to his tea... A week or more later, a satisfied man arrives with a chocolate bar:

- Doctor, thank you so much for the recipe!

- You're welcome! Cough gone?

- To hell with the cough! I've got such a hard-on that I go out with my wife several times a day! Only when I was young was that! Thank you so much from me and my wife!

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Everyone has learned how to make money, but I'm the only one who can't yet.

I'm going to take some advice from a Zen blog:

it's humour and positive self-criticism, if anything :)

[transcendreamer]

Account_ #:

Everyone has learned how to make money, but I'm the only one who can't yet.

I'm going to take some advice from a Zen blog:

it's humor and positive self-criticism, if anything :)

Better yet, get a tick-tock account and become a star 😉

[Dmitry Fedoseev]

Account_ #:

Everyone has learned how to make money, but I'm the only one who can't yet.

I'm going to take some advice from a Zen blog:

it's humour and positive self-criticism, if anything :)

The licence is interesting. He does have a licence. And the type of activity is "activities in additional

vocational education other, not included in other groups". Is it necessary to have a licence for such activities? Probably

the licensee doesn't mind making a little extra money.

[Maxim Kuznetsov]

Suicide Club retreat :

[Dmytryi Nazarchuk]

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