Interesting and Humour - page 2112

[Sergey Golubev]

peripatetikos:
Granddad is already starting to get senile). It's quiet in the State Duma now, because it's no place for discussion, but you have to prove yourself somehow. Here are fellow MPs offering all sorts of nonsense).

The man is not stupid. He's a distraction from something ... that's what happens when the "daddies" divide something, or some cash prize "on the sly" ... or privatization... or they give themselves a raise... the same "cats effect" (that is - he made a high-profile statement in the hope that they would talk about him and not about something else).

[Sergey Golubev]

• Tell me, if a black cat crossed back and forth, what does that mean? Has he doubled his punishment or reversed his decision?
• Is the cat a scalar cat or a vector cat? If it's scalar, he doubled it, if it's vector, he reversed it.

[Sergey Golubev]

The origin of life has always been a mystery to humans. But now scientists have succeeded in producing an organism whose genome has been fully synthesised in a laboratory. The hand-crafted creature was created by Darth Vader of biology, the most odious scientist of our time. Today, he's taken up genomic "teleportation"

[Sergey Golubev]

[Vasiliy Sokolov]

What Medvoput really looks like

Kuchma Edition:

T-1000 version:

[Vladislav Levitskiy]

Two traders, a young trader and an experienced one, are sitting there.
The young one:
- Where do you think the market will go?
Experienced:
- Up or down - I don't know, but I know it's to the right.

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newdigital:
The man is not stupid. He's a distraction from something ... That's what happens when the "daddies" divide something, or some kind of cash prize "on the sly" ... or privatization... or they give themselves a raise... the same "cats effect" (that is - he made a high-profile statement in the hope that people would talk about him and not about something else).

Perhaps it is a distraction. Certainly not stupid, since he has been in power for so long).

Zhirinovsky suggested expelling the US from the G8 and impeaching Obama

He got into a rush). He must have decided that a walk is a walk).

[Sergey Golubev]

On 11 March, there was a table tennis competition between a robot and a human.

[Sergey Petruk]

is this the evolution of a new species or the end of an era of humanity?

[Andrey Dik]

I can't find a picture of a girl on a bike here... can anyone remember where she is?