Interesting and Humour - page 2107

[Vladislav Levitskiy]

- What is the difference between profit and loss?
- According to the theory of relativity, only the position of the observer. The trader has a loss - the broker has a profit

[Sergey Golubev]

Blue people don't get constipated...

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Good morning.

[Victorpericulo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIs3jOQrRjk

[Sergey Golubev]

• People hate each other because they fear each other; they fear each other because they don't know anything about each other; they don't know because they don't communicate, and they can't communicate because they are separated.
• The ultimate measure of a man's worth is not how he behaves in hours of comfort and convenience, but how he holds himself in times of struggle and contradiction.
  
• A man cannot ride on your back if it is not bent
  
• Disorder is the language of those who have not been listened to.
• Faith is enough for the first step. You don't have to see the whole ladder to step on the first step.
• Love is the only force that can turn any enemy into a friend.
• At the end of it all, we will remember not the insults of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
  

Martin Luther King

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Martin Luther King's famous speech

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Yeah, you can't give a woman a gun. It's a good thing she didn't lose an eye. And to the friend who let you shoot and didn't explain how to do it properly - punch him in the forehead.

[Victorpericulo]

peripatetikos:

Yeah, you can't give a woman a gun. It's a good thing she didn't lose an eye. And to the friend who let you shoot and didn't explain how to do it properly - punch him in the forehead.

They are not mercenaries. Not even the GDP can stop them...

[Victorpericulo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hhx0F0W510

[Aleksey Chudakov]

I walk into a pharmacy...
I ask :
- Do you have jars for tests?
- Do you have one for stool or urine?
- What's the difference?
-Feces with a spoon... . . (back voice...)
-Weeeeee with a tube.

[Vladislav Levitskiy]

- How can you make guaranteed profits in Forex?
- Open a dealing centre.

[Dina Paches]

peripatetikos:

Yes, women should not be given guns.