Interesting and Humour - page 4842

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

D I see that the poison is still working))

Ah, you're the morning cognac drinker.)

Well yes, it's quite apparent that the methyl alcohol is having an effect on your health.

 
Aleksey Nikolayev:

Oh, you're the morning cognac drinker.)

Well, yes, it's quite apparent that methyl alcohol is having an effect on your health.

It's a humorous thread, you can joke about it.)

And how did YOU determine that in the morning?

You haven't had a drink with me and you're telling me it's bogus.

You're an intellectual and such statements don't suit you at all.))

I'm allowed to, because I'm a bully.

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

It's a humorous thread, you're allowed to make jokes.)

So make jokes instead of your usual depressing alco-babble.)

At least post a "hilarious" picture or something.)

 
Aleksey Nikolayev:

So make jokes instead of your usual depressing alcoholic nonsense)

At least post a "hilarious" picture or something.)

You remind me of my shallow neighbour.

He went to the basement to count some cans. He thought there wasn't enough.

Brought his wife in, told her to count it. Not enough.

Told her to sit and think, closed the basement door and went to bed.

Woman sat in basement all night counting cans. She's an accountant, by the way.

And he's an intellectual.

Oooh. Nose up.))

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

You remind me of my short-sighted neighbour.

He went to the cellar to count some cans. He thought he was short.

Brought his wife in, told her to count it. Not enough.

Told her to sit and think, closed the basement door and went to bed.

Woman sat in basement all night counting cans. She's an accountant, by the way.

And he's an intellectual.

Oooh. Nose up.))

Good example of frontal humour.

Incidentally, this is a common symptom of brain damage resulting from the consumption of bad alcohol
 
Aleksey Nikolayev:

A good example of frontal humour

Intellectuals are touchy and vindictive.

And they don't know anything about humour. They just turn up their noses at it.)

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

Intellectuals are touchy and vindictive.

And they don't know a thing about humour. They just turn up their noses at it.)

Is your neighbour offended that you stole a jar of moonshine infused with oak bark?

 
Aleksey Nikolayev:

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By the way, it's a common symptom of brain damage resulting from the consumption of bad alcohol

You think you're insulting me with this post, you're actually showing yourself as an impolite offended pipsqueak.))

I'm done. You can still show off your clever nose here.

 

As usual in a voice) Speaking of trading costs and symptoms))


 
Uladzimir Izerski:

You think you're insulting me with this post, you're actually showing yourself as an impolite offended pipsqueak.))

I'm done. You can still show off your clever nose here.

Get well. You'll be fine.

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