Interesting and Humour - page 4844

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:
Started Friday, closed positions, withdrew, and went to Red&White

Ooh, Yura, the sequence of trader's actions on Friday is correct. )

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

Ooh, Yura, the sequence of trader's actions on Friday is correct. )

You can tell at once the man has a clear algorithmic mindset, developed by years of programming.
 
Yuriy Zaytsev:
It's Friday, we've closed our positions, we've withdrawn, and we've gone to Red&White

brought out, red and white, in prison... romance!

 
This was back in the days of DOS. Our office had an urgent need to send a file by post, but our modem would not work. The phone, however, was working fine. We have made it so: we have packed the file in RAR, got 5 Kb of 20, opened it in NEXT-editor and started to dictate the codes over the phone. At the other end they opened the editor and wrote it down. The whole archive was transferred in about 10-15 minutes. The recipients saved the file, renamed it to RAR and unzipped it - the text was accepted without errors.
 
Vitaly Murlenko:
This was back in the DOS days.

and we had perforations
a long paper tape wound like a reel
with holes in it

 
Vitaly Murlenko:
the text was accepted without errors.

beautiful!

 
Aleksei Stepanenko:

beautifully!

Transmitted the text in a type of morse code).

 
Uladzimir Izerski:

Ooh, Yura, the sequence of trader's actions on Friday is correct. )

As long as the liver doesn't fail).

 
khorosh:

Until the liver fails).

Yura meant withdrawing money and going to the casino to relax.

And you take care of your liver))

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:
They started Friday, they closed their positions, cashed out, and went to Krasnoe&white .
Uladzimir Izerski:

Ooh, Yura, the sequence of trader's actions on Friday is correct. )

What's the casino got to do with it? Red&White is a chain of booze shops.

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