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They are beautiful. The offspring of this summer, already grown ))))


 
Vladimir Zubov:

They are beautiful. The offspring of this summer, already grown ))))


To the delight of the taxman.
 

If anyone thinks I'm lying, it's a private zoo near the city, with no advertising.

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:
To the satisfaction of the IRS.

Yuri, there are snakes in there. The snake's chip goes where? Over there ... ?)))

 
Vladimir Zubov:

Yuri, there are snakes in there. The snake's chip goes where? Over there ... ?)))


Oh, I don't know, I'm not an expert on chips.

 
Vladimir Zubov:

If anyone thinks I'm lying, it's a private zoo near the city, no advertising.


That's funny, uh...

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:

That's funny...


Yuri, grape snails are bought by France, by live weight, in bulk for $20-kg. We have farms already standing) Costs = $0 you can collect after a rain in the woods. from one hundred acres of farm about a ton of snails per season)

Do they all need chips or one at a time ? )))

 
Vladimir Zubov:

Yuri, grape snails are bought by France, by live weight, in bulk for $20/kg. We have farms already standing) Costs = $0 to collect after a rain in the woods. from one acre farm about a ton of snails per season)

Well, there you go... 20$ kg. And if before that, pay for the birth of each one, then pay tax on each one every year. There will be money in the budget, and no one will say, no money, no one will suggest holding on to something somewhere. Of course each one, accounting as in accounting, the balance should go to the penny.

 
Yuriy Zaytsev:

Well, there you go... $20 a kg. And if before that, pay for each one's birth, then pay tax on each one every year. There'll be money in the budget, and no one will say there's no money. Of course each one, bookkeeping like in accounting, the balance should go to the penny.


And what I feed them for the season will go to accounting costs or not ?

P.S. They also winter - heating costs)

 
Vladimir Zubov:

And what I feed them during the season will go to expenses in accounting or not?


Of course, you have to report income and expenses to the tax office and show a profit. And the profit is taxed.

No profit, no tax, but you have to pay for the birth of each grape snail anyway.

So you're at a loss, so the state is at a profit, and a new vineyard will sparkle on a new slope, but not at you.

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