Interesting and Humour - page 2568

[Vasiliy Smirnov]

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[Vladimir Seredenok]

[moskitman]

[Alexandr Murzin]

rvv2006:

The childminders must have helped the children mould the "cannons".

[Alexey Busygin]

MIG32:
I guess the childminders helped the children mould the "guns".

On the one hand a joy and on the other a side effect. Or a side effect, moulding joy for the kindergarteners, for February 23.

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A politician, a gangster and a trader have gone to hell.

The politician asks Satan to call him to ask how my country and my people are doing.

Satan holds out his mobile phone for him to make a call. Politician speaks quickly for 5 minutes, finds out everything, gives the phone back.

-How much do I owe you?

- 5 million...

He screamed, but wrote a check.

Gangbanger wants to call his bros - please!

Called back in a couple of minutes.

- How much?

- Ten million...

Nothing to do, I had to pay.

Trader says: "Let me make a call too, I need to talk to my colleagues".

He chatted for about 15 hours about quotes, futures, leverage, the market situation, and he even talked about boobs. He fought me off, asked: "How much do I owe you?"

Devil: "Ten quid and change, forget it, I forgive you."

The politician and the gangster yell, "What the fuck, what the fuck!"

And Satan says, "Calls from Hell to Hell are charged as local."

[Vladimir Karputov]

I want a talker for the future Windows 10 on my desktop PC.

[Victor Nikolaev]

barabashkakvn:

I want a talker for the future Windows 10 on my desktop PC.

I used to have voice control on Windows 95. It was pretty cool. Especially voice-activated typing

[Sergey Gridnev]