Interesting and Humour - page 2567

[Vladimir Seredenok]

[Alexey Busygin]

rvv2006:

Cool ad, and most importantly it gets the point across accurately

[Alexandr Murzin]

It's not expensive to feed. But you can't ride it out of the stall.

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

barabashkakvn:

When are we going to get around in electric cars?

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

Sounds like an anecdote, though.

From the memoirs of Viktor Yanukovych's personal translator.

Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych was given a few lessons in basic English before he visited Washington to meet President Barack Obama. He was instructed as follows:

1) When you approach Obama, the first thing to ask is, "How are you? (
2) Obama will reply "I am fine, and you? (
3) And to Obama's question, answer, "Me too." (Me too).
That's it. After that we - the interpreters - do all the work.
And here's what happened - and is forever inscribed - so to speak - in the annals.
Yanukovych holds out his hand and says rather jaunty: "Who are you? " (Who are you?).
Mr. Obama is a little shocked, but pulls himself together and responds with his Harvard humor: "I'm Michelle's husband!" (I'm Michelle's husband!).
Well, here Yanukovych worked exactly as he was taught: "Me too!" (Me too!).

[Artyom Trishkin]

MIG32:
It's not expensive to feed. But you can't ride it out of the stall.

Well... it depends on how you "accelerate" :)))

[Valeriy Krynin]

iPad tricks

[Alexey Busygin]

pagot:

Sounds like an anecdote, though.

From the memoirs of Viktor Yanukovych's personal interpreter.

Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych was given a few lessons in basic English before he visited Washington to meet President Barack Obama. He was instructed as follows:

1) When you approach Obama, the first thing to ask is, "How are you? (
2) Obama will reply "I am fine, and you? (
3) And to Obama's question, answer, "Me too." (Me too).
That's it. After that we - the interpreters - do all the work.
And here's what happened - and is forever inscribed - so to speak - in the annals.
Yanukovych holds out his hand and says rather jaunty: "Who are you? " (Who are you?).
Mr. Obama is a little shocked, but pulls himself together and responds with his Harvard humor: "I'm Michelle's husband!" (I'm Michelle's husband!).
Well, here Yanukovych worked exactly as he was taught: "Me too!" (Me too!).

Lost in three pines, or rather in letters.

[transcendreamer]

Two passers-by in London:
- Sorrie, haw mach of woch?
- Syssx woch.
- Sach mach?
- Tu hum hau.
- MGIMO finish?
- Ask!

[Ilnur Khasanov]

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