Traders joking, the beginning - page 20

hafablapfx
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hafablapfx  

Out of control in translation

ryanklefas:
Gosh, jerk! No need to be a jerk about it, jerk!

Isn't it enough that it will make you rich? This one will defrost your steak if you want that too, jerk.

Jerk.

Steady on Ry.....and here I was thinking it was a joke thread. That title must have lead me astray.

What part of the smiley icon at the end of my post did you not see big fella?

In case there's any doubt this time................................

And now.....off to do something purposeful.

Bob Davids
1982
Bob Davids  

Dont stop. Since its hot over here, I have come up with delta 10point3

Bars in test 31782

Ticks modelled 1781312

Modelling quality 90.00%

Initial deposit 1000.00

Total net profit 8747910.53

Gross profit 19885915.85

Gross loss -11138005.33

Profit factor 1.79

Expected payoff 114.03

Absolute drawdown 163.80

Maximal drawdown 1107866.45 (11.30%)

Relative drawdown 18.20% (186.06)

Total trades 76714

Short positions (won %) 36188 (68.56%)

Long positions (won %) 40526 (68.88%)

Profit trades (% of total) 52728 (68.73%)

Loss trades (% of total) 23986 (31.27%)

Largest

profit trade 5318.40

loss trade -13440.00

Average

profit trade 377.14

loss trade -464.35

Maximum

consecutive wins (profit in money) 25 (5160.00)

consecutive losses (loss in money) 16 (-48948.20)

Maximal

consecutive profit (count of wins) 13640.00 (10)

consecutive loss (count of losses) -55360.00 (15)

Average

consecutive wins 4

consecutive losses 2

Indeed, MT4 did have some bugs. I'm not sayin Bluto's delta aint work, its just that how easy to create a phenomenon equity chart with the backtester, and that is how people get cheated on ebay pitty them

Regards

David

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ryanklefas
598
ryanklefas  

David is devious. And I'm a big liar.

davidke20:
Since its hot over here, I have come up with delta 10point3

Hey.... that statement looks awfully familiar....

Is that from my Delta9 v3.68 EA? You must have hacked my computer and stole it, you devious David, you! DEVIOUS! Well you won't get your hands on my new Delta9 v5.37. This one doesn't even have to trade to make money; it just sucks in the cash like a vacuum by its sheer awesome-ness. Do any of your EAs do that? Huh?

Huh?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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ryanklefas
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ryanklefas  
feeder2000:
the delta super mod v.15 was pretty good! which made me 8654 pips last night...

Yeah, I remember when I was making ONLY a few thousand pips per night.... good times, good times. But I've moved onto bigger and better things now. Why capture pips, when you can go for the world?

Bob Davids
1982
Bob Davids  
ryanklefas:
Hey.... that statement looks awfully familiar.... Is that from my Delta9 v3.68 EA? You must have hacked my computer and stole it, you devious David, you! DEVIOUS! Well you won't get your hands on my new Delta9 v5.37. This one doesn't even have to trade to make money; it just sucks in the cash like a vacuum by its sheer awesome-ness. Do any of your EAs do that? Huh?

Huh?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

No dude. I spent my precious 5 minutes during my dinner to modify the setups of indicator from MACD to iMA from 10point3, besides, has changed the setup on the pipstepping and the target to full auto so it can open and close trade immediately with small profit. Besides, check on my lot size, I trade way smaller then you to acheive big profit. So, this is totally brand new Delta10.3 And its only a 2006 testing, not for 2 years or 3 years.

Regards

David

kjhfdgjfhdghdf
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kjhfdgjfhdghdf  

Id be careful using this EA it has burnt my toast and almost set fire to my kitchen not happy at all

Bob Davids
1982
Bob Davids  

Alright. I've added some very profitable cost averaging EA's indicator to the 10point3, included:

Goblin from bluto - forward testing shows about 30% return in a month(very good)

10point3RMI from mrtools - forward testing shows about 100% in 3 weeks(fcukin crazy)

terminator from Alejandro Galindo - Multiple selection of indicators for manual trading to change according to market condition to trade(very handy)

RB26 by me - Slow and steady monthly 10~20% with low margin requirement.

to make a combination of SUPER 10points EA BACKTEST SHOWS 100% profit!!!

BUT

does the above message resemble any one? sdfkjahlskdhflksjdhflksajh!!! any idea why it does not open trade on forward testings?

Regards

David

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Wayne Ovenstone
857
Wayne Ovenstone  
ryanklefas:
Here's the EA. Further updates will cost you a pretty penny. Visit my website: www.suckerinvestor.com

LOL, People are actually downloading this.

Man I love your sense of humour.

Dan7974
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Dan7974  

You Better Click This!!!

Remember me folks?

I'm 14 years old today.

My birthday is in April.

I am not too young to trade, okay?

I am Ukranian...I really am good at trading (and coding)

This is my "Hawaii" EA, I made it up. Logic, is all I can tell You.

I swear this is true. This is a forward test. For 1 year,Daily GbpJpy.

I am currently writing in Hawaii, so happy!!!

My family is so proud of me!!! I am so grateful!!!

Starting Live Account was $1,000

Ending Account is (current account) 22 lots: $606,000!!!

My goal is to get to a million in the next 3 months, and to a billion in the next 2 years. I am preatty sure that'll be true.

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MoneyDuck
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MoneyDuck  

Thats great to hear Dan, but not sure why you are posting this if you are not sharing it?