Traders joking, the beginning - page 19

 
ryanklefas:
It will work on any time frame, any market, any where, even in the kitchen. Just make sure that you get in at the right time or you won't make any money.

Can you tell me which settings to use to get it to cook my steak medium rare?

Halcyon:
Hello,

My name is Hal Chapman, I own and operate Halcyon Forex the website.

There is a person on these forums who calls themselves "halcyon forex" This person is not me and has no affiliation with me or my work, which by the way I do NOT to promote in places like this.

I do not have delta 9, my in box is full of requests for delta 9.

Sorry for any confusion.

Hal Chapman

Halcyon Forex

Your just a victim of peoples inability to read and spell properly, as the imposter's name was Halycon_Forex not Halcyon.

 

hi

newdigital:
pelele79,

It is the joke.

The full description of the system is the following:

It is whole system fully described in all the particularities.

Just to follow this system strictly and that's all.

If the people don't understand the jokes I will start to sell

I will be a rich guy now ...

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kjhfdgjfhdghdf:
Can you tell me which settings to use to get it to cook my steak medium rare?

This one will cook your steak. Enjoy!!

 

Sell the sizzle

ryanklefas:
This one will cook your steak. Enjoy!!

Yep, those two lines of code really sizzle my steak!

HUUUUUUUUUGGGGE EA

Defrosting it in the sink will do a better job.

 

This guy's a jerk.

hafablapfx:
Yep, those two lines of code really sizzle my steak!

HUUUUUUUUUGGGGE EA

Defrosting it in the sink will do a better job.

Gosh, jerk! No need to be a jerk about it, jerk!

Isn't it enough that it will make you rich? This one will defrost your steak if you want that too, jerk.

Jerk.

 

Out of control in translation

ryanklefas:
Gosh, jerk! No need to be a jerk about it, jerk!

Isn't it enough that it will make you rich? This one will defrost your steak if you want that too, jerk.

Jerk.

Steady on Ry.....and here I was thinking it was a joke thread. That title must have lead me astray.

What part of the smiley icon at the end of my post did you not see big fella?

In case there's any doubt this time................................

And now.....off to do something purposeful.

 

god damit Ryan!

the delta super mod v.15 was pretty good! which made me 8654 pips last night...

 

Dont stop. Since its hot over here, I have come up with delta 10point3

Bars in test 31782

Ticks modelled 1781312

Modelling quality 90.00%

Initial deposit 1000.00

Total net profit 8747910.53

Gross profit 19885915.85

Gross loss -11138005.33

Profit factor 1.79

Expected payoff 114.03

Absolute drawdown 163.80

Maximal drawdown 1107866.45 (11.30%)

Relative drawdown 18.20% (186.06)

Total trades 76714

Short positions (won %) 36188 (68.56%)

Long positions (won %) 40526 (68.88%)

Profit trades (% of total) 52728 (68.73%)

Loss trades (% of total) 23986 (31.27%)

Largest

profit trade 5318.40

loss trade -13440.00

Average

profit trade 377.14

loss trade -464.35

Maximum

consecutive wins (profit in money) 25 (5160.00)

consecutive losses (loss in money) 16 (-48948.20)

Maximal

consecutive profit (count of wins) 13640.00 (10)

consecutive loss (count of losses) -55360.00 (15)

Average

consecutive wins 4

consecutive losses 2

Indeed, MT4 did have some bugs. I'm not sayin Bluto's delta aint work, its just that how easy to create a phenomenon equity chart with the backtester, and that is how people get cheated on ebay pitty them

Regards

David

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David is devious. And I'm a big liar.

davidke20:
Since its hot over here, I have come up with delta 10point3

Hey.... that statement looks awfully familiar....

Is that from my Delta9 v3.68 EA? You must have hacked my computer and stole it, you devious David, you! DEVIOUS! Well you won't get your hands on my new Delta9 v5.37. This one doesn't even have to trade to make money; it just sucks in the cash like a vacuum by its sheer awesome-ness. Do any of your EAs do that? Huh?

Huh?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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feeder2000:
the delta super mod v.15 was pretty good! which made me 8654 pips last night...

Yeah, I remember when I was making ONLY a few thousand pips per night.... good times, good times. But I've moved onto bigger and better things now. Why capture pips, when you can go for the world?

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