Traders joking, the beginning - page 13

DeVinci
285
DeVinci  
JoZo:
My strategy is better!!!

I Wake up in the morning at 7.00h

take a look to the sea

. If is calm then it's ranging market I turn on EA for ranging market if I see waves turn on EA for trend market.

....and of course, you have a proof this market is very

LIQUID

....

JoZo
513
JoZo  
De Vinci:
....and of course, you have a proof this market is very

LIQUID

....

Hahah YES very LIQUID

raj
25
raj  

At a country-club party a young Forex Trader was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch.

She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young Forex trader declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the Forex Trading firm where your father has his account."

Sergey Golubev
Moderator
113401
Sergey Golubev  

I visited the other forum and it was some trading system.

Name of the system: Subconsciousness Voice.

Trading pairs: any.

Timeframe: any.

Indicator/EA: no any.

Description: it is necessary to hear inner voice of your subconsciousness to open buy and sell order.

JoZo
513
JoZo  
raj:
At a country-club party a young Forex Trader was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage. "Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other." "You're wrong," the young Forex trader declared. "For the past 5 years I've been working in the Forex Trading firm where your father has his account."

This is a pretty nice story

MiniMe
2127
MiniMe  

Ea

EA .. makes money .....!!!!

Do you trust an EA to make you money ? STOP EA is a joke

MiniMe
2127
MiniMe  

Double your money

The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket

MiniMe
2127
MiniMe  

Be smart

Always play with other people's money!

MiniMe
2127
MiniMe  

US Dollar

recent survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...

MiniMe
2127
MiniMe  

Investing and Sex are equal !!

10) Some like it long, some like it short.

9) You can study the market as much as you like, but it all comes down to luck

8) Those who talk about it the most, have the least experience.

7) One simple mistake could lead to 18 unprofitable years.

6) Some prefer to sit back and watch it grow.

5) Terms include swing trading, asset turnover, naked call, after hours, insider trading, silent partner, blind entries, 30-day wash rule, straddle, triangles, descending tops, ascending bottoms, pump and dump, partial surrender, stop order, position limit, voluntary liquidation, and explicit interest.

4) Low confidence can keep you out of the market.

3) Everyone tends to focus on performance.

2) Some do it alone, others do it with a group, and some hire professionals. and the number one reason....

1) Some positions are better than others and the best position is always up for debate! And remember, past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.