Traders joking, the beginning - page 26

AQUILEZ
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AQUILEZ  

Turn Around

There is any way to turn Around the charts?

not EURUSD but USDEUR both of them in the same chart?

Sergey Golubev
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Sergey Golubev  

There is script to do it on this page https://www.mql5.com/en/forum/174805

frameguy
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frameguy  

Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

Hi, My name is Alfred. I have belonged to this forum for a while, under different names.I have seen N.D's backtesting. WoW! Last week, after I got done eating, (And released from my job), from a chicken processing plant, I had $400.00 saved. I got a e male from a broker in Tonga. The man said with $400.00, I could make a living by trading 4ex with them. He said he could offer me 500-1 leverage on my money.

A friend said GO FOR IT AL! So I got my E-Gold card out and sent them my last $400.00. The broker said no problem with withdrawals.

5 days later: My live account on my 386 computer. I'm on dial up. It's there.

My friend said I needed a news service. I am going to out smart the regulars. like ruters, bloooberg and the others. I'm going right to the source. I am posting the service so u can use it tooo.

Feb. 29: My friend was really mad at me because I posted my secret chart with my trading strategy. Oh, I have a trading plan. It's based on the stock market. It's called averaging down. I wonder where the trade came from? I diddnt make a trade. I called and e maled my broker, with no reply.

12 phone calls and 23 e males.

I'm not wooried. I'm averaging down, the reason for the sell. I'm just hoping the price will come down.

Sometimes when I have nothing to do, I post spam about Viagra and drugs online. I make sure N.D. doesn't get any sleep.

Image courtesy of the creator.

I hate Weekends, it Idles my mind.

fxbs?

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frameguy
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frameguy  

Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

MY NEWS SERVICE, THEE SOURCE! Image Courtesy of the Maker.

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frameguy
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frameguy  

Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

My Secret Chart, and my Trading plan.

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tmaneval
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tmaneval  

Try this wonderful new breakout method

1. Buy High

2. Sell Low

Have a nice day,

tom

fxbs
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fxbs  

yes, that's very good plan (and chart) - everybody should have (a porfolio)!

Al, is it you on the picture (maker?)

fxbs
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fxbs  

not like i'm critisising, but well, on the closer look you can see - significant number of indicators are missing;

and i see you don't using enough oscillators for entry/exit confirmation

frameguy
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frameguy  

traders joking

March2: Hi, Al here again. My trades took. I made $2.70. I took my advice from my news service. He said "No news is good news". But I don't understand why they took money away from me. What is this swap thing? Anyway, my news service said that today there is news, and to bet the farm on the dollar. So I sold my mo-ped and sent my broker more money ($50) to really load up. It's safe with e-Gold. I can't still get a hold of my broker in Tonga. I read today, there may be a revolution in that country. What, Me worry?

Somebody asked about oseelaters. I trade by neked charting. My friend said my last trade was a martin-something. Sounds like a bird. I've got to hurry up and make some money because the rent is due. If anybody would like to see my set up, I live off of U.S. 834, turn right on chicken ave. and I'm the first tar-paper shack on the right. Wish me luck. I'll let you know what happens.

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frameguy
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frameguy  

Traders Joking

Well traders, I averaged down to quick this morning. I checked my account in Tonga and the balance was $0.00. I didn't count pips. I need to read better. I found out that N.D. was joking with his backtesting. I need a better broker and take less risk. I guess it's back to the chicen processing factory for me. $450.00 gone just like that. Brokers and trading plans are important. It takes more than 6 months to trade 4ex. So I might see you all in 5 years.

Mr. fxbs, you were right about entries and exits, and oselaters. About my my picture, I look worst than this. You can ask the guy from Argentina, he knows. This is my last post! Now I'm Worried. See Ya!

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