Traders joking, the beginning - page 25

 

Dynamic pivot lines.

Attach this script to the chart.

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Dynamic pivot lines. Attach this script to the chart.

hahahaha.... it looks nice. But it ate up memory as well.

Regards

David

 

traders joking

All your difficulties please post here.

My difficulties.

I found some indicator. The first it is exp file. Second - I do not understand anything. All that I know that it is russian indicator to estimate the trend.

 

disclaimer: that was a joke - i just put different lables - It really doesn't do that!

only a joke!

 

... ...stupid computer....

 

Turn Around

There is any way to turn Around the charts?

not EURUSD but USDEUR both of them in the same chart?

 

There is script to do it on this page https://www.mql5.com/en/forum/174805

 

Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

Hi, My name is Alfred. I have belonged to this forum for a while, under different names.I have seen N.D's backtesting. WoW! Last week, after I got done eating, (And released from my job), from a chicken processing plant, I had $400.00 saved. I got a e male from a broker in Tonga. The man said with $400.00, I could make a living by trading 4ex with them. He said he could offer me 500-1 leverage on my money.

A friend said GO FOR IT AL! So I got my E-Gold card out and sent them my last $400.00. The broker said no problem with withdrawals.

5 days later: My live account on my 386 computer. I'm on dial up. It's there.

My friend said I needed a news service. I am going to out smart the regulars. like ruters, bloooberg and the others. I'm going right to the source. I am posting the service so u can use it tooo.

Feb. 29: My friend was really mad at me because I posted my secret chart with my trading strategy. Oh, I have a trading plan. It's based on the stock market. It's called averaging down. I wonder where the trade came from? I diddnt make a trade. I called and e maled my broker, with no reply.

12 phone calls and 23 e males.

I'm not wooried. I'm averaging down, the reason for the sell. I'm just hoping the price will come down.

Sometimes when I have nothing to do, I post spam about Viagra and drugs online. I make sure N.D. doesn't get any sleep.

Image courtesy of the creator.

I hate Weekends, it Idles my mind.

fxbs?

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Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

MY NEWS SERVICE, THEE SOURCE! Image Courtesy of the Maker.

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Traders Joking- What Me Worry?

My Secret Chart, and my Trading plan.

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