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A list of some of the most eccentric policy initiatives of 2012 in the Duma
Introduce a conception plan
Require women to give birth before the age of 20
Report visits to prostitutes to your wife and boss
Send all Russians to a survival course
Insure lawmakers against rape in the workplace
Ban minors from watching "Well, wait a minute".
Ban officials from marrying foreign wives
Introduce the death penalty for dropping satellites
Abolish the penalty for car theft
Create a vice-police of Cossacks and believers
Impose a lifetime tax on draft evaders
Introduce mental health checks for elderly officials
Imposing fines for "moving refrigerators" and "stomping cats"
Replace the Apple logo with a Christian cross
Ban civil servants from using smartphones and tablets
Hang number plates on bicycles.
Use their passports to access social networks
Fine people for not using their cars
Stigmatise drunk drivers in the truest sense of the word
Legalise human sacrifice
Fine people for not taking part in elections
Test those wishing to travel abroad
http://boza-revenge.livejournal.com/318976.html
great film
watch out for profanity
Who will replace them? The youth? There are many times fewer of them, gastarbeiters, they break everything new.
It's all about the weight of the head, it turns out.
"An ostrich's eyes are bigger than its brain."
Eyes are liquid, so they're heavy. Two eyes, plus some brain... Come and get it, yeah.
They're not hiding, they're resting.
I know a couple of people like that...
Second on the four.
yep
Second on the four.
ugh
well you don't understand anything... look at the 1st ! / 2nd on the 4th / attention on the 5th! ....
ZS: thanks for http://boza-revenge.livejournal.com/318976.html
seven
at least the eye showed.....
I don't know why