How to find out what you think about the prison where Andreas Breivik is held - General

Vasiliy Sokolov 2012.08.30 10:13 #5551

vspexp:

so of course in those days there was no sex, so Murz and amused .... and the paint used to be high quality, erase does not work, only the monitor bent :) with guesses it as that would be folded more,

1- envelope 4-eyes 6 swings 7 hanger 9 coins?

1 is very close, 4 is almost right. 6 - absolutely right. 9 - there's a broom, but actually the coins are much more likely to be the right answer.

Sergey Gridnev 2012.08.30 10:17 #5552

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9 - there is a broom there, but actually the coins are much more like the right answer.

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Even more like the right answer - "cockroaches". Rare nowadays, but in the past ...

Vasiliy Sokolov 2012.08.30 12:37 #5553

Samsung will send Apple $1bn. 30 truckloads filled with 5-cent coins.

михаил потапыч 2012.08.30 12:59 #5554

Andreas Breivik allowed to hire prostitutes

The Norwegian newspaper Dasnahs has been told by the prison where Andreas Breivik will be held that additional severe restrictions will be imposed on the new prisoner.

1. The money Breivik will receive can be used to hire call girls, but no more than once a month. During the meeting with the girl, there will be an armed guard nearby and five cameras will record everything.

2. In the case of an escape attempt only rubber bullets can be used so as not to injure the prisoner.

3. If the prisoner is treated inhumanely, he has the right to appeal to a court for compensation of moral damage.

4. Prison officers should check the room of a prisoner every day for dirty laundry so that he cannot use it to harm anyone.

5. The cells of particularly dangerous prisoners shall be cleaned every two days, regardless of the prisoner's wishes.

6. If he behaves well, after three years Breivik can get a 32-inch LCD TV and a game console in his cell.

7. For high-risk prisoners, there are daily physical workouts in a gym with state-of-the-art machines to physically wear out the offender.

The warden also noted that Breivik will be given a choice of wall colours in his cell and given three different mattresses of different softness to choose from.

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Vasiliy Sokolov 2012.08.30 13:07 #5555

Mischek:
Andreas Breivik allowed to hire prostitutes
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Compare this with the rules for holding particularly dangerous criminals in the Black Dolphin prison in Russia:

[Deleted] 2012.08.30 13:48 #5556

Mischek:
Andreas Breivik allowed to hire prostitutes

The Norwegian newspaper Dasnahs has been told by the prison where Andreas Breivik will be held that additional severe restrictions will be imposed on the new prisoner.

1. The money Breivik will receive can be used to hire call girls, but no more than once a month. During the meeting with the girl, there will be an armed guard nearby and five cameras will record everything.

2. In the case of an escape attempt only rubber bullets can be used so as not to injure the prisoner.

3. If the prisoner is treated inhumanely, he has the right to appeal to a court for compensation of moral damage.

4. Prison officers should check the room of a prisoner every day for dirty laundry so that he cannot use it to harm anyone.

5. The cells of particularly dangerous prisoners shall be cleaned every two days, regardless of the prisoner's wishes.

6. If he behaves well, after three years Breivik can get a 32-inch LCD TV and a game console in his cell.

7. For high-risk prisoners, there are daily physical workouts in a gym with state-of-the-art machines to physically exhaust the offender.

The warden also noted that Breivik will be given a choice of wall colours in his cell and given three different mattresses of different softness to choose from.

I want to go to them prison!