Interesting and Humour - page 490

 
Mischek:

Long lenses technologically tend to have smaller apertures and consequently a greater depth of field.

At a focal length of 1000 and aperture of 2.8 you would probably get a difference in sharpness but it would probably cost a shit load of money.

More than a shit load))

2.8 is gone and 5.6 is three and a half million http://market.yandex.ru/model.xml?modelid=4649912&hid=90613

 
C-4:

Glaszlomajka.

For some reason, everyone seems to think these are two different pictures.

Different pictures.

 
Integer:

Different pictures.

A photomontage after all?
 
C-4:
A photomontage after all?

The top one is a sunny day, with clear shadows. Bottom - cloudy, no or very blurred shadows.

Interesting, no shadows from people and a tree (top left), but in the near distance there are clear shadows on the rooftops.

 
Integer:

Interestingly, there are no shadows from the people and the tree (top left), but in the near distance there are clear shadows on the rooftops.

This happens when there is a rare low cloud cover

A small translucent cloud blurs the lighting

 

Integer:

Probably the so-called "British scientists"...

My option - it's all about the price
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Henry Kissinger was once asked:
- What is "shuttle diplomacy"?
Kissinger replied:
- Oh! It's a universal method! Let me explain with an example: you want to use shuttle diplomacy to marry off Rockefeller's daughter to an ordinary guy from a Russian village.
- How?
- Very simple. I go to a Russian village, find a simple guy and ask him:
- "Do you want to marry an American Jewess?
He says to me:
- What the fuck for?! We've got plenty of girls of our own.
I said to him:
- Yeah. But she's a billionaire's daughter.
Him:
- Oh! That changes things...
Then I go to Switzerland, to the bank's board meeting and ask:
- Do you want to have a Siberian man as president?
- Yuck,' they tell me in the bank.
- And if he is also Rockefeller's son-in-law?
- Oh, that would change things.
So I go to Rockefeller's house and I ask him:
- "Would you like to have a Russian man as a son-in-law?
He says to me:
- What are you talking about? Everybody in our family is a financier!
I said to him:
- And he is the president of Swiss bank's board of directors!
Him:
- Oh! That changes things! Susie! Come here. Mr. Kissinger found you
a fiancé. It's the president of the Swiss Bank!
Susie:
- Fi... All these financiers are deadbeats or faggots!
And I'm her:
- Yes! But this one's a big Siberian man!
She:

- Ooh! That changes things!

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