Interesting and Humour - page 4464

[Vitaly Murlenko]

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- Man, I don't know how to live! The woman I love left me!

- Yes, it really is a great tragedy, there was only one woman on earth, and she left you. But you're about to have an epiphany.

- Why is it one? There are 4 billion more women on Earth! - You see, the epiphany is here. Now all that's left is to choose the right woman.

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I'm one of those people who has a chair for a coat rack, a bag of bags, pans in the oven, medicine in the fridge, and a can of coffee and nails...

[Alexey Volchanskiy]

[Igor Makanu]

PositiF !

[Nikolai Krylov]

[Vasiliy Vilkov]

[Vitaly Murlenko]

From a conversation between a five-year-old son and his dad.

- Daddy, is it bad for you to smoke?

- Yes, son, it is.

- Do you smoke?

- I do.

- Daddy, are you stupid?

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

The Bank of Russia has left in place restrictions for Russians who gamble on the stock market and have no special qualifications.

https://lenta.ru/news/2019/07/20/no_invest/

[Victor Ziborov]

An intellectual tries to squeeze past a big-bodied gopnik.

- Excuse me, excuse me, may I pass...

- What, an intellectual?

- No, no, a boor like you...

[Denis Sartakov]

I approve !

[Aleksey Ivanov]

Victor Ziborov:

An intellectual tries to squeeze past a big-bodied gopnik.

- Excuse me, excuse me, can we pass ...

- Shaw, intellectual?

- No, no, just a boor like you...

Psychologically, it's like a Soviet joke.

A man on the bus decided to cheer up his random neighbour and said: "Have you heard the difference between a policeman and a sheep?"

And the guy turns to him and the guy sees that he is a cop and says with a sagging face: "Well, how?

The man is terrified and replies in a trembling voice: "No, nothing, practically nothing..."

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