Interesting and Humour - page 394

 
Mischek:
That is the rotten western double standard, the corrupting influence of the American military. NATO is on our doorstep and we are not ready.
This is because, as Matvienko aptly noted, they cannot sing the anthem together.
 

In general, we have a disease in common with the Russians, the boys were starry and decided that they would make it to playoffs, so they got blown out.

At least Ukraine still has a chance to get together.

They're promising heat in Donetsk on Tuesday, there's a chance to beat the Brits, ours seem to be running like horses,

But they cannot shoot and the ball does not stay in their feet,

but they can wear them down.

 
Contender:
That is because, as Matvienko aptly pointed out, they cannot sing the anthem together.

The roots of all our problems lie precisely on this plane. And low pensions and state banditry and theft at all levels and rampant drunkenness and an incomprehensible ban followed by the silence of the moderators.

If in the 21st century we cannot sing the anthem with a choir, our place is on the dustbin of history.

 
Mischek:

The roots of all our problems lie precisely on this plane. And low pensions and state banditry and theft at all levels and rampant drunkenness and an incomprehensible ban followed by the silence of the moderators.

If in the 21st century we cannot sing the anthem with a choir, we belong to the landfill of history.

By the way, can you recall the words?

Just don't use "unbreakable union"!

 
Mischek:

The roots of all our problems lie precisely on this plane. And low pensions and state banditry and theft at all levels and rampant drunkenness and an incomprehensible ban followed by the silence of the moderators.

If in the 21st century we cannot properly sing the anthem with glee, our place is on the dustbin of history.

Well, it's not just ignorance of the anthem that gets in the way, as you know, of the state department.
 
Contender:

By the way, can you recall the words?

Just don't use "unbreakable union"!

The music "unbreakable union..." was written by stretching "chizhik wadzik where have you been..."

That's how they listen and play it stretched.

If we go on like this, we'll start kicking the Estonians out.

We have different countries now, our problems are just the same.

 
Urain:

The music of "union indestructible..." was written by stretching "chizhik wuzhik where have you been..."


I never would have guessed that music could be written by stretching out the little pea-squeak.
 
the good old slogan "it's not the winning that counts, it's the participation!
 
Urain:

But realistically it's not fair.

No, Nikolai, it's as fair as it gets.

All Russia had to do was draw with some Greeks and they blew it. That wasn't even a penalty kick.

All absolutely fair. Russia has nothing to do in the final with such a game.

Neither would Ukraine, but we need to wait and see.

I`d modestly say nothing about ours )))) They have nothing to compare with Russia and Ukraine.

 
Contender:

By the way, can you recall the words?

Just don't use "unbreakable union"!

what words?
Reason: