Interesting and Humour - page 397

 
TheXpert:
It's all gas's fault ))))

What a bright head, breaking stereotypes once and for all.

If there was no gas there would be no problem.

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TheXpert:
It's all gas's fault )))

All the problems come from him and from oil

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The cost of the 2018 World Cup in Russia is estimated at 632 billion rubles, which is 6.5 times the cost of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa?

Heck, that's over 50 billion dollars! Do you know what could be done in the country with that kind of money?!

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Russian national team coach Dick Advocaat has been named the highest-paid coach of the national teams by France Football magazine this year.

 
Mischek:

All the problems come from him and from oil

If only. A pig finds dirt everywhere.

 
TheXpert:

If only. A pig finds dirt everywhere.

Society has a sense of self-preservation

As long as it's free, it's switched off.

When we run out of freebies, when there's nothing to eat, it'll turn on, it has to.

And it's better to stay away.

 
Mischek:

Society has a sense of self-preservation

As long as it's free, it's switched off.

When we run out of freebies, when there's nothing to eat, it'll turn on, it has to.

And you'd better stay away.

Oh, you shouldn't get into such a mess, Misha. Sell dear, buy cheap, and let Guus Hiding do the rest.

There are lots of hunters to save the world, and they all know how, but our man cannot afford to feed his family.

 
Urain:

Oh, don't get into such a mess, Misha. Sell expensive, buy cheap, and let Guus Hiding deal with the rest.

There are plenty of hunters to save the world, and they all know how, but our man cannot afford to feed his family, it is not a bargain.


No one gives a shit.
 
Mischek:

When the freebies run out, when there's nothing left to eat, it'll start, it has to.

No, Misha. It is enough to substitute some concepts and remove others, leaving the majority unchanged. That's it. Have you seen the movie "In time"?

 
TheXpert:

No, Misha. It's enough to substitute some concepts and remove others, leaving most unchanged. That's it. Have you seen the movie "In time"?

I don't get it.

I haven't seen the movie.

 
Mischek:
No one gives a shit.
 
TheXpert:

No, Misha. It's enough to substitute some concepts and remove others, leaving most unchanged. That's it. Have you seen the movie "In time"?

Haven't seen it either, but wiki rules, read the review.

Swapped money for time, not a weak substitution.

In time (film, 2011) - Wikipedia

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