Interesting and Humour - page 1835

[Yoschik]

alexx_v:

The cat, the bastard, was holding his tail. The bastard.

[Artyom Trishkin]

Yoschik:
The cat, the bastard, was holding his tail. The bastard.

I wondered why my cat was so sly and happy today.

[Yoschik]

artmedia70:
I was wondering why my cat was so sly and happy today.

All cats are the same, they'll do a nasty thing and be happy, the day was worth it.

[Yoschik]

Tanned heels are the key to success.

[Artyom Trishkin]

Yoschik:
All cats are the same, they do a nasty thing and they're happy, the day's not in vain.

Yeah. The louder the dog yanks his tail, the more fun and carefree the day is. Sync by honeybunny

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After the operation, the doctor tells the patient:
- I'll send a nurse to you for the night.
Patient, a little audibly:
- Doctor, some other time, I'm in a lot of pain today!!!

[Yoschik]

[Yoschik]

[Andrey Kalinichenko]

In our town, only the night watchman at the zoo could afford to drive a jaguar.

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