Interesting and Humour - page 1677

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newdigital:

The soldier sleeps, the service goes on

He's guarding the contents of the fridge.) Now, mice won't get in there).

[Sergey Gridnev]

Jack PC

[ALEXEY NIKOLAEV]

[Vladimir Seredenok]

newdigital:

The soldier sleeps, the service goes on

as long as he wakes up asleep in a place like this...

[Vladimir Seredenok]

[Sergey Golubev]

El Capitan

[Sergey Petruk]

Contender:
ты с кем сейчас разговаривал?

with a previously located

[Konstantin Gruzdev]

vspexp:

with the one before.

The first word is written together.

[Artyom Trishkin]

Lizar:
The first word is spelt with an inflection.

Then with two n's

[Sergey Golubev]

Germany has abolished the sex of the child at birth. Now he'll choose it himself when he realizes it.
There are no men in Germany now.
There are no women there now.

Question: Who is the Chancellor of Germany - is it even known?

And very often young guys and girls look alike if they are dressed ... and how can a young man not make a mistake if he wants to get married, for example? She'll say she's a lady and after the wedding she'll find out she's not...