Interesting and Humour - page 91

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By chance I found a book in French "MQL4 for Dummies" -MQL4 pour les nuls
"With this guide you will learn how to program your strategies, modify existing codes or just understand the logic of some consultants"
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xxx: Like life-wise vultures in the wilderness, they stare at the crawling travelers. When asked where to get a drink, they discuss at length whether you need water and invariably conclude that no, you, brother, do not need water. They slowly list the reasons why you are better off without water. And none of them will show you which way the well is.

xxx: ..........e IT forums.
 

I'm waking up... Я... ...I can't understand anything... Jesus. I saw... ...saw... ...terrible things.
Look, you're coming with us.
It's too dangerous here alone.
Leave him alone.
Go to...!
We're not leaving him here.
It's already in him. I can smell it.
In me?
In me? What's in me?
Look, I personally don't want that thing hatching near me.
- It's too risky.
- What's in me?
- But we can't just leave it behind.
- Weren't you going to destroy it?
- What's in me?
- But there are methods... To stop it...
- There's no time.
- There isn't. The lab is broken.
What's in me?
I can take him out... In the back of the head... No pain... I've got a theory, it's the best thing...
- What's in me?
- No. There's got to be another way.
- What if it's frozen?
- What's... in me?
Parasite! .... alien organism...
There's a monster in your chest.
These guys took over your ship and sold the capsule where you slept to that... man.
And he put you inside someone else's... a very dangerous one, by the way...
And pretty soon it's gonna come out... right through your ribs!
You're not going to survive this.
Any questions?
Who are you?
I'm the monster's mother.
 

 

Happiness

 
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