Interesting and Humour - page 537

 
moskitman:


It tickles
 
moskitman:


No, that's enough. I'm going to slap you in the face.
 
moskitman:

Weak. Not my thing.

Oh, don't turn it into a gay thing, you blood-sucking pussy.

and the demotivator is totally off topic, some idiot made it

 
 
 
Zeleniy:


In Russia, he would have tried that. Surely someone would have got out of the car and broken the snail's shell with a bat.
 

peripatetikos=))

Today I went fishing in the lake, I don't know what kind of freak made it there but all the fish were up in the air and swallowing it, I've never seen anything like this in my life, thousands of fish.

What could they have done?

 
Zeleniy:

peripatetikos=))

Today I went fishing in the lake, I don't know what kind of freak made it there but all the fish were up in the air and swallowing it, I've never seen anything like this in my life, thousands of fish.

What could have done that?

They pumped carbon dioxide into the water, but that's unlikely. Most likely a chemical in the water that causes paralysis of the gill lobes. There are a lot of such substances as I recall.
 

Fabian, a Swiss man, is an invalid.
He is used to no one sitting next to him on the bus, so he dressed up as a bear and went outside to hug passers-by and people opened their arms to him...

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