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what slippage, what are you talking about?
Real:
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Moscow. 1983, Gorky Street.
Ha, ha... pence, Moscow.
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Sorry couldn't take it. It's also pulling on a smile.
I once had a conversation with a school teacher on a camping trip. He told me a lot of similar sayings. I should have written them down.
I didn't think about it.
It's from the Internet, too, and it made me smile.
The funniest excerpts from school essays:
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- The Countess rode in the carriage with her butt raised, folded into an accordion.
- The younger sister wore a kerchief on her head, the elder wore boots.
- Prince Nekhludoff was a society man and urinated in perfume.
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- The hedgehog, toad and swallows help the gardener eat insects.
- The captain talked about Petya Shvabrin, who was sent here for suicide.
- Archaeologists found shards of ancient people during excavations.
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- In the camp we lived according to a routine, we were lifted up and fell asleep to the bugle.
- Masha had intercourse with Dubrovsky through the hollow.
- I dream of becoming a children's doctor, treating puppies and kittens.
- Mayakovsky stuck his hand down his trousers and took out his dearest thing from there, held it up high and said: "I am a citizen of the Soviet Union".
- Since Pechorin is a superfluous man, it is a waste of time to write about him.
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- Pavka often spent the night at Zhukhrai's house. This contributed to their rapprochement.
- Skalozub had a perfect memory, he remembered well all the women he had not served with.
- He took a knife and shot himself.
- Like hell the fox would ever get cheese if the crow pretended to be deaf.
- Onegin had a heavy heart, so he went to Tatiana to relieve himself.
- Plyushkin had a hobby: he collected everything he could get his hands on.
- Lensky went out for a duel in pantaloons. They parted, and the shot rang out.
- Khlestakov got into the brigade and shouted: "Drive, my dove, to the airport!"
- A negro, ruddy with frost, entered the upper room.
- I want to mount the black horse, white as snow.
- The mare looked at the coachman over his shoulder and roared in an inhuman voice...
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- Lermontov was born to his grandmother in the village when his parents lived in St. Petersburg.
- In the summer the boys and I went on an overnight camping trip, and we took only the essentials with us: potatoes, a tent and Maria Ivanovna.
- Onegin was very unsociable, so when guests came to visit him, he was always served a horse by the back door.
- From Nekrasov's works, the peasants learned how bad their lives were...
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- Katerina wouldn't let anyone touch her own dignity.
- Poor Liza was tearing flowers and feeding her mother with that.
- Suddenly Herman heard the creaking of springs. It was the old Duchess.
- Raskolnikov woke up and sweetly reached for his axe.
- Gagarin became the first passerby in space.
- The cactus fell on the cat and howled in pain.
- Bloody Sunday showed once again that the Tsar could shoot not only on weekdays but also on weekends.
- When I read Gorky's novel I wanted to become a mother myself.
- Gerasim fell in love with Mumu and swept the yard for joy.
- Although Chelkash was a drunkard, he was very popular with the male population of the town...
- I really like the heroine of Leo Tolstoy's novel War and Peace, especially when she dances at the ball with Stirlitz.
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- The hare looked into the hunter's eyes with fright.
- The monkey clutched at the tree with its hind arms.
- The goalkeeper's eyes as well as his feet ran for his sword.
- Girls like Olga had long since bored Onegin, and Pushkin too.
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