The new president of the United States - General

Igor Makanu 2020.01.27 16:56 #46201

African Wakalewood, Uganda

.... even on the topic of the forum - a well-established individual opinion on the forum about their certain individuality and bringing innovation to the masses

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Vladimir M. 2020.01.27 17:37 #46202

Vitaly Murlenko:
What gender is your computer?
1) Open Notepad
2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".
3) Save it as "xyz.vbs".
4) Run it - you have a male voice as a boy, female voice as a girl.

Female. Try CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Ya tebya lyublyu."

Vladimir M. 2020.01.27 17:41 #46203

forex_ve4nyi_zov:

The wolves howl at the forex

they have a perpetual call

I had my cat sleeping on my lap. I had my headphones on, moved it over her head. Jumped up, let her claws out and ran off looking around. Instincts were intact.

Vitaly Muzichenko 2020.01.27 20:09 #46204

Igor Makanu:

African Wakalewood, Uganda

.... even on the topic of the forum - a well-established individual opinion on the forum about their certain individuality and bringing innovation to the masses

))))

How scary.

Denis Sartakov 2020.01.27 20:22 #46205

Vitaly Muzichenko:

Most likely deer :)

P.S. Strange, it's been five minutes since my post was published and Zelinsky hasn't yapping anything at me yet.

Waiting...

he's sort of gone to Oman...

Denis Sartakov 2020.01.27 20:27 #46206

so scary to live in ....

Vitaly Muzichenko 2020.01.27 20:35 #46207

Denis Sartakov:

he sort of went to Oman...

Yeah, just read it on the news :)

"He is scheduled to have meetings at the highest level there in the coming days," the report said.

Dmitry Fedoseev 2020.01.27 20:42 #46208

Igor Makanu:

African Wakalewood, Uganda

.... even on the topic of the forum - a well-established individual opinion on the forum about their certain individuality and bringing innovation to the masses

))))

20:50 - what is he on about? A Belarusian partisan?

Aleksandr Yakovlev 2020.01.28 04:27 #46209

Hello, everyone. I've got a bit of a cold. Flu or something.

My wife gave me two pills. One's red and the other's green.

I don't know which one to choose. Maybe I'm the chosen one???????????.......

FOREX - Trends, Forecasts FOREX - Trends, Forecasts How do you reassure

Alexey Viktorov 2020.01.28 06:22 #46210

Aleksandr Yakovlev:

Hello, everyone. I've got a bit of a cold. Flu or something.

My wife gave me two pills. One's red and the other's green.

I don't even know which one to choose. Maybe I'm the chosen one???????????.......

- Doctor,my insomnia's killing me.

- Here are two pills for you. Drink one. If you wake up, drink the second one.

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