Interesting and Humour - page 4619

 
Vitaly Murlenko:
What gender is your computer?
1) Open Notepad
2) Type or copy CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "I love you".
3) Save it as "xyz.vbs".
4) Run it - if the male voice is a boy, if the female voice is a girl)

There's an unidentifiable beast in there, making its voice heard.

 
Dmitry Fedoseev:

There's some kind of unknown creature in there.

I have a girl :)

 
Vitaly Muzichenko:

I've already started Friday :)


Don't get drunk.According to Mechnikov, GOST for kefir from 1956, The Great Medical Encyclopaedia (BME) and other sources, the alcohol content of kefir can be 0.2-0.6 % and higher).


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Bullwinkle and Rocky are the alcotrader's best friends.

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Aleksey Nikolayev:

Bullwinkle and Rocky are the alcotrader's best friends.


They have been accustomed to forex since they were kids)

 

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Фонд Свободного ПО собирает подписи на открытие исходных кодов Windows 7
Фонд Свободного ПО собирает подписи на открытие исходных кодов Windows 7
  • 2020.01.25
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Microsoft, как известно, хочет поддерживать свободное ПО. Microsoft окончательно прекратила поддержку Windows 7. Почему бы не открыть исходный код системы? Фонд свободного ПО хочет собрать 7 777 подписей в...
 

The wolves howl at the forex

they have a perpetual call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsQN7vjNnSA

 

The wolves howl at the forex

they have a perpetual call

 

here's another eternal call


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