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A bit of fun - it's the holidays after all)


 
 
Vitaly Muzichenko:

7:00 plaster ;)

 

:-))))

Chinese authorities have confirmed that free petrol for the public will be available nationwide from 1 January. In 2018, such a norm was in place as an experiment in two provinces.

"It took three years to prepare the reform, although conceptually such a reform was first laid down by Joseph Stalin and then supported by Mao Tse-tung. We would like to sincerely apologise to our people who have had to wait too long for everything. We are trying to live up to the trust placed in us, as any government would," said Chinese Minister of Energy Lian Zhang.

Under current legislation, all Chinese citizens, except officials, will be able to receive up to 150 litres of petrol free of charge every month. In the future, the rate is planned to be expanded to 200 litres. The accounting will be done through cards. Petrol stations will have the right to deny free fuel to drivers in premium cars, including limousines.

"Resources belong to the people and it would be a criminal delusion to think that they cannot expect to use them in any quantity. This is the logic of any normal government, of any honest man," the ruling Communist Party press office said.

https://joker.ykt.ru/2019/01/03/v-kitae-s-1-yanvarya-benzin-stanovitsya-besplatnym-dlya-naseleniya.html

В Китае с 1 января бензин становится бесплатным для населения
В Китае с 1 января бензин становится бесплатным для населения
  • joker.ykt.ru
Власти Китая подтвердили, что с 1 января бесплатный бензин для населения появится на всей территории страны. В 2018 году такая норма действовала в порядке эксперимента в двух провинциях. «Подготовка реформы заняла три года, хотя концептуально такая реформа впервые в мире была заложена еще Иосифом Сталиным, а затем была поддержана Мао Цзедуном...
 
Китай перестал покупать нефть у США
Китай перестал покупать нефть у США
  • 2018.10.03
  • Ведомости
  • www.vedomosti.ru
Из-за торговой войны американцы потеряли рынок, который в 2017 году вырос в 10 раз
 
Yuriy Zaytsev:

:-))))

Chinese authorities have confirmed that free petrol for the public will be available nationwide from 1 January. In 2018, such a norm was in place as an experiment in two provinces.

"It took three years to prepare the reform, although conceptually such a reform was first laid down by Joseph Stalin and then supported by Mao Tse-tung. We would like to sincerely apologise to our people who have had to wait too long for everything. We are trying to live up to the trust placed in us, as any government would," said Chinese Minister of Energy Lian Zhang.

Under current legislation, all Chinese citizens, except officials, will be able to receive up to 150 litres of petrol free of charge every month. In the future, the rate is planned to be expanded to 200 litres. The accounting will be done through cards. Petrol stations will have the right to deny free fuel to drivers in premium cars, including limousines.

"Resources belong to the people and it would be a criminal delusion to think that they cannot expect to use them in any quantity. This is the logic of any normal government, of any honest man," the ruling Communist Party press office said.

https://joker.ykt.ru/2019/01/03/v-kitae-s-1-yanvarya-benzin-stanovitsya-besplatnym-dlya-naseleniya.html

It's a good joke, a New Year's joke :)))

 
Nikolai Krylov:

It's a good joke, it's so New Year's Eve :)))

One hundred percent. So is the retirement age.

 

Is it humorous that Canada is an importer of oil from the US?

"As a result, China is the 2nd largest buyer of US oil after Canada".

humour

 
Nikolai Krylov:

It's a good joke, it's a New Year's Eve joke :)))

Of course it's a fake.


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