Interesting and Humour - page 1566

 
On wikipedia here
 
Zeleniy:

I love her, envy me, I'm happy!

Decided to show my happiness!

I remember, I remember, you still wrote about her in your profile.

So this is what she looks like...

 
newdigital:
There are actually characters there, but they are all pronounced like shi, but with different intonation (but it's funny for us, as we don't know their intonation, so for us it's all shi shi shi shi ...
I know about intonations, I tried to learn Chinese once I found out about intonations and that was the end of it. This proverb would be a good start for learners of Chinese. But it has to be pronounced by a real Chinese person.
 
newdigital:
On wikipedia here
There's an audio file too. Thank you;)
 
i_logic:

I remember, I remember, you wrote about her in your profile.

So this is what she looks like...

Now medicine has stepped forward, gas masks have been invented =)
 

How do you pronounce it? It's easy :)

Copy this.

《施氏食獅史》

石室詩士施氏, 嗜獅, 誓食十獅。

氏時時適市視獅。

十時, 適十獅適市。

是時, 適施氏適市。

氏視是十獅, 恃矢勢, 使是十獅逝世。

氏拾是十獅屍, 適石室。

石室濕, 氏使侍拭石室。

石室拭, 氏始試食是十獅。

食時, 始識是十獅, 實十石獅屍。

試釋是事。

here http://text-to-speech.imtranslator.ne

Just change the language on the right from English to Chinese

 
This reader also has Russian speech ... but you have to set the speed there to minus 1 or -2
 
 
Zeleniy:

I love her, envy me, I'm happy!

I decided to show my happiness!

Molotog, you're beautiful! - That's a very spectacular girl you've got there.

but mine's better. I always have a better one.

 
joo:

Molotog, you're beautiful! - that's a very spectacular girl you got there.

"but mine's better. mine's always better.

That's for sure, if there was another pretty one, everyone would run to the same uterus =)

Everyone has their own taste, here's my brother I don't know what his taste is, but he has 3 foster children and only one of his own. It's different for everyone =)

Reason: