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PE class at PU 22, Severodvinsk, Russia. 17.04.13. It's +10 outside
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The story is completely real, just a bit sad.
Turkey, the city of Kemer. I am sitting in the small lobby of a small hotel with my netbook (a netbook is the same as a laptop, only one and a half times smaller). The thing is that the hotel only has wifi in the lobby... so I sit. The lobby is small - to my right is the lobby bar, to my left five metres away is the hotel reception. Right in front of me, five Estonians in their thirties are sitting at the same table as me, drinking beer and talking quietly about something in their language.
A bus pulled up, 15 people with their suitcases got off and made their way towards the entrance. A girl of about 25 was walking in the front with some folders and booklets and was explaining something. I listened attentively - Latvian language. It was a group of Latvian tourists. They had put their suitcases almost next to our table, and had grouped together at the reception. The tour guide was explaining something to her group in Latvian.
And then the Estonians started laughing. The acoustics in the small hall were good, and the lady was trying to speak louder and louder in order to somehow shout out the laughter of the Estonians. The Estonians did not stop laughing, and were already bluntly laughing. The situation was strange... I decided to ask: "Is something wrong?". One of the Estonians said through laughter in Russian: "She's translating".
I quietly stood up and looked at the group of tourists: there was a young Turk standing at the reception, quietly speaking in Russian about the rules of the hotel, when breakfast lunch and dinner were served, what drinks were included in the all-inclusive system, what were the opening hours of the gym ... Latvian tour guide translated it all into Latvian.
And then I understood - Estonian was right: Latvian tourist group did not understand Latvian. People clustered near the reception, pushing the turgid lady behind the suitcases almost right up to our table. The group came closer and closer to the reception desk, where a young Turk was giving important information in a quiet voice. And the Turkish lady kept on translating from Russian into Latvian almost halfway round the table towards Estonians. They laughed like horses.
One of the Estonians turned to the lady and, struggling with laughter, said in Russian: "Don't translate. I can't laugh - I will feel ill. The other two suggested that the lady should go to their hotel room ... I thought "probably to learn Russian". The turgid lady snorted and left.
Then everything went quiet. I went to the hotel room. I could hear Russian and Estonian speech downstairs at the lobby bar. A little further away, happy Latvian tourists were strolling around. I decided not to go to the bar tonight - this all-inclusive system is very wrong: you drink beer and you don't get drunk, only your face gets puffy. I crossed the road, picked up three beers from the shop, and went to my room.
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