Interesting and Humour - page 4789

[Baradach]

The Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) will start trading water futures

Water futures will be available for purchase as early as this week.

One three-month contract will include approximately 12 million litres of water, and the underlying asset will be the NASDAQ California Water Index

[Aleksei Mikhanoshin]

[Aleksey Nikolayev]

Aleksei Mikhanoshin:

Arthur Siebelist's wife is looking at this performance with disapproval)

[Uladzimir Izerski]

Aleksei Mikhanoshin:

A blackboard is a blackboard. We don't need women like that.

[Renat Akhtyamov]

GIF?

[Edgar Akhmadeev]

Renat Akhtyamov:

GIF?

We know, we know. Illusion.

[Denis Sartakov]

Aleksei Mikhanoshin:

Yeah, big deal, the dudes thought...

[Artyom Trishkin]

Are we discussing politics?

We're keeping an eye on...

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Somewhere between the codes in the technical branches you could try to scold the authorities, but in this section it's better not to even hint at it.

Artyom will do that, and a daily nail ezih is assured

[oleg360]