Interesting and Humour - page 1525

[михаил потапыч]

[Server Muradasilov]

Barefoot, dying of thirst
A woman and a man wander in the desert.
They're about to die,
When suddenly the man finds a pineapple...
And gives it to the woman (let her get drunk)
And she, in return... give it to him... .....

But here's the question! Try to figure it out,
What nationality are they? ....
Only an Englishman, a Russian and a Frenchman could answer.
Only an Englishman, a Russian and a Frenchman.

** Englishman: **

** Who is man! ** -
The Englishman is undoubtedly a gentleman!
♪ 'Cause only a gentleman in his hour of need ♪
# Only a gentleman would give a woman her pineapple #

** Frenchman **

I don't judge a man,
But a French woman! I swear it!
She, and only she, is the only woman
For a lousy pineapple!

**Russian: **

I don't know who the woman is, it's not about her.
The man was 100% Jewish.
Who else, let me ask you,
To find... in the desert... can find... a pineapple?!

[Artyom Trishkin]

Mischek:

I wonder where he landed there...

[Server Muradasilov]

I spent the evening with you...

Now I'm looking at you like you're an idiot...

Of course I wouldn't give it to you...

But you could have asked, couldn't you?

I arrived at the office at seven o'clock at a marching pace.

There's a secretary in the office without panties.

I put her on the desk, took her skillfully.

Then my boss comes in and sends me on an errand.

I come to the branch, I bring them the certificates...

I wouldn't do the storekeeper, but it just happened.

I come back to the office, tired from the road.

There's a client, 20 years old, legs like this.

I'm writing a lease with her, I'm telling her in the middle of it.

I said, "Do you want to have sex? And she did.

The girls come in crying, like there's a problem.

I set up their typing, banging them for order.

And, tired of this business, I'm already in the elevator

I got in the lift with my roommate and drove around a bit.

And when I hugged my wife in a fit of yawning

I didn't notice how I fell asleep - so tired from work...

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The men made a flask of broth and hid it. The bear found it and drank like a pig.

[Maxim Khrolenko]

McCain's article in Pravda. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at it.

[михаил потапыч]

peripatetikos:

The men made a flask of brogue and hid it. The bear found it and drank like a pig.

Outrageous

[михаил потапыч]

[Server Muradasilov]

paladin800:
McCain's article in Pravda. I do not know whether to laugh or cry at it.

They start looking for loopholes as soon as they start to lose their political ratings, and they themselves started the climate war when they realized that they cannot get their fugitive Central Banker out :) And the whole story started with Booth

[Rustamzhan Salidzhanov]

peripatetikos:

The men made a flask of broth and hid it. The bear found it and drank like a pig.

http://youtu.be/3UopHZNXD1k?t=24m45s