Interesting and Humour - page 79

I knew it. I guessed there was no Father Christmas. The next thing you know, it's not the storks bringing the babies, it's the dolphins who aren't busy rescuing them.

Text message from wife: "I washed the car"... Husband, clutching his head:
- Lord, let it be a Y!!!
Mischek:
The seals are funny. They're kind. I've never seen seals scratching with their flippers.)))