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Denis Sartakov:

go on holiday?


Scientists have established that after 40 days of drinking the brain undergoes irreversible (degenerative) changes (in short you become a retard). But there's a 14-day "holiday" and a big 30-day binge, and the brain seems to be able to handle it.
 
Aleksey Ivanov:
Scientists seem to have established that after 40 days of binge drinking irreversible (degenerative) brain changes occur (in short become a retard). But here the "holiday" of 14 days and the big one of 30 days the brains seem to hold out yet.

We have types of soul sickness leave to hand out:

  1. shoot
  2. small 1/2
  3. big
  4. and for those who can't carry the big one on their shoulders
Always open to cooperation. All for free :)
 
Aleksey Ivanov:
Scientists have established that after 40 days of drinking the brain undergoes irreversible (degenerative) changes (in short you become a retard). But here's a 14-day "holiday" and a big 30-day binge the brain seems to be able to handle it.

This is bullshit! Listen to this!


 
Artyom Trishkin:

We have types of soul sickness leave to hand out:

  1. shoot
  2. small 1/2
  3. large
  4. Well, for those of you who can't carry a big one on your shoulders.
Always open for cooperation. All for free :)

The main thing is to get out of binge drinking competently. You should not give up abruptly, there is a probability of arrival of girlfriends with a tail, it to me the acquaintance the addict told. All biochemical processes have already been really rearranged on a food by ethanol and brain especially.

He said that we often put some alcohol in the IV when the patient is delirious and it helps. An ex-girlfriend of mine had a man who got drunk after she left, and he drank until it was over. And there was shaking, insomnia for four days, then the devils came out of his sockets. Called a narc, they pumped him out, but the first thing they did was give him 30 grams of diluted. And to the clinic.

 
Alexey Volchanskiy:

The main thing is to get out of a binge... but the first thing they gave me was 30 grams of diluted.

And how many died before the shop opened...(

And often there were very decent people, but with a "soul sickness". Shit, this is a humour thread.

The son says to his father:

- Dad, they said on TV that vodka's getting more expensive. Does that mean you'll drink less?

- No, son, it means you'll eat less.

 
Aleksei Mikhanoshin:

And how many died before the shop opened...(.

And often there were very decent people, but with a 'sickness of the soul'. Man, this is a humour thread.

Son says to his father:

- Dad, they said on TV that vodka's getting more expensive. Does that mean you'll drink less?

- No, son, it means you'll eat less.

Do you want some mushrooms?
 
Denis Sartakov:

This is bullshit! Listen to this!


That's right! Scientists are morons themselves. :)
 
Krolan995:
It's fun in this thread)
This is the apotheosis of the development of humanity... along the "bright path of capitalism").
 
Alexey Volchanskiy:

Cool, you could see part of the name there, I kept waiting for them to go to ACDC )

also from the world of music, quite informative! .... but as always the blue duct tape solves everything )))


 
Igor Makanu:

also from the world of music, quite informative! .... but as always the blue duct tape decides everything)))

Pushnoy, as always, in a flight of fancy! Super!

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