Interesting and Humour - page 3516

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- Ordinary mortals don't annoy the gods like that... give ear...

...all four wheels: just a duel with death...
...swo, loch...
...fall winter...
Uncle Tom's wife
Fake Christmas decorations have appeared on the black market. They look real, but they are no fun.

- Girl, you're perfect.
- Not from around here," she thought.

A few more idiocies.

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- This is geranium, it disinfects the air. This is myrtle - it calms the nerves. This is violet - it's pleasing to the eye, and this is "money tree". - But unfortunately it doesn't work.

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Don't put it off until tomorrow.

Put your money where your mouth is today.

You have loved me as a human being, now love me as an ugly monster.
I cried.......

The great Andrea Pirlo is resting in the Maldives.

And somewhere out there Lev Yashin catches and reintroduces...