Interesting and Humour - page 2329

 
zfs:
I will answer, but I do not have the money with me).

You never have.

just patriotic slogans

and then it's too late, it's already started

 
Mischek:

You never have.

just patriotic slogans

and then it's too late, it's already started

0:0) Okay, you're sorry 10. Suit yourself. And you have extremist, even here you are for the EU and the USA).
 
zfs:
All right, I'm sorry 10. Suit yourself. And you have extremist, even here you are for the EU and the USA).

Oh, no, you don't. Even here, in the match between Holland and Argentina, I'm for the Russian team.

 
Mischek:

It's your subconscious, the sight of me not being banned

Bullshit. You're about to get banned again.

I'm afraid to fart sometimes...
 
Mischek:

Oh, no, you don't. Even here, in the match between Holland and Argentina, I am in favour of the Russian team.

And Maxi Rodriguez sends the ball through the hands of Sillessen with a powerful shot into the net and Argentina get to the final! If I was Russian I would have been rooting for Argentina).
 

"Sothat's what you are - a reindeer!"

 

Which deer have tusks instead of antlers?

Almost all deer species and genera have antlers. The only exception is the Chinese and Korean water reindeer, which have no antlers but do have protruding canines, making them similar to a member of another family, the musk deer. During the rut, water reindeer will clash and try to slash their opponents' necks with their fangs.

 

The three most expensive brands on Earth, in descending order: Marlborough, Coca-Cola and Budweiser.

 

If you drop alcohol on a scorpion, it will immediately go mad and sting itself to death.

 

You burn more calories when you sleep than when you watch TV.