Interesting and Humour - page 1774

Yoschik:

All kidding aside, in Pskov the eggs are on the buyer's card, no more than 5 packs per person.


There's something wrong there.

Only in Lenta shops, it's not clear what kind of card

I do not believe it.

Yoschik:

Just kidding, but in Pskov the eggs are on the buyer's card, not more than 5 packs per person.

Ukraine, welcome.

But the Olympics will be in Sochi.

There are 10 in a pack. That's not more than 50 per hand.

Why do you need more? Do you have a confectionery business?

How many people are in the photo?

Contender:

How many people are in the photo?

5
Contender:

There are 10 in a pack. That's a maximum of 50 in one hand.

Why do you need more? You run a confectionery business?

and you're only confused by food restrictions when there's not enough to go around?

Gea

Yoschik:
Would you be confused by food restrictions only when there is a shortage of something?

There are likely to be restrictions because of some special (low) prices.

Contender:

The restrictions there are most likely due to some special (low) prices.

You're answering a question I didn't ask
Yoschik:
You're answering a question I didn't ask

Personally, I am opposed to such restrictions, but in this particular case I am not confused by the limit on the quantity of goods dispensed.

Yoschik:
You're answering a question I didn't ask

I, as a free man, can afford to answer an unasked question.