Interesting and Humour - page 1459

 
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Journalists eat 26 tonnes of food on first day of G20 summit

Has everyone gone there to eat? Where does it go? Or has some of it gone to waste?

quote - Almost two thousand journalists are covering the G20 summit in St Petersburg.

26,000 / 2,000 = 13 kg per person.

An average full meal weighs 800g.

After 1.6 kilos it's ALL.

and they ate 16 medium lunches each))

and corpses corpses corpses

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"You eat a lot," Peskov said ironically.

This is no longer ironic, he ate it all, the dog with bug-eyes.

 
Mischek:

I don't know ((

some kind of propeller pan.

I mean, it's stupid to mix mechanics with everything else in one device.

A pan with a propeller for $1,200. )) And the Samsung Galaxy Gear is actually, too, some kind of under-device. Less expensive, but also overpriced in my opinion.

At the expected price (according to Hi-Tech.Mail.Ru, the Samsung GALAXY Gear will appear in Russia in early October and will cost about 14-16 thousand rubles), this watch is unlikely to interest a wide range of users.

 
Mischek:

I don't know ((

some kind of propeller pan.

I mean, it's stupid to mix mechanics with everything else in one device.

The Swiss can't afford pure electronics. Probably. Image :)

A controversial harvester, of course. But I like it.

 
Silent:

The Swiss can't afford pure electronics. Probably. Image :)

A controversial machine, of course. But I like it.

And for whom?

They don't even wear wristwatches anymore. Inertia is certainly there, but the number of watches produced per year, has long been going down rapidly.

There is a category of good watches, over 10,000, but they are not for the time, but as an integral part of the outfit and status. And this category will never buy it.

Who will buy it?

Samsung will buy it when the first price goes away.

 
She:
- You're funny! What are you doing tonight? Shall we go out?
- Tempting... Only my mother will scold me,' he replies.
- What mother?! How old are you?
- (sighs) My son's mother...
 
Mischek:

quote - Almost two thousand journalists are covering the G20 summit in St Petersburg.

26,000 / 2,000 = 13 kg per person

An average full meal weighs 800g.

After 1.6 kilos it's ALL

and they ate 16 medium lunches each))

and corpses corpses corpses

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"You eat a lot," Peskov said ironically.

it's no longer ironic, he ate it all, the dog with the bug-eyes

Traditionally it was stolen on food purchases.

Well, and part of it went to waste in cooking + shrinking/boiling/roasting.

 
Contender:

Traditionally stolen at the grocery store.

Well, some of it went to waste during cooking + shrinking/boiling/grilling.

There, in our country the shrinkage is so bad that everything dries up right before our eyes.

Yesterday we dug it up, put it up, fixed it. The kids even had time to play, and in the night...

 
 

Rafik from the comedy club is just resting. Bear with me for the first minute of the start, the chugging continues:


 
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Rafik from the comedy club is just resting. Bear with me for the first minute of the start, the jig is up next:

I haven't laughed like that in a long time.

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