Interesting and Humour - page 1220

[михаил потапыч]

sanyooooook:

The gypsies lost a cat on their way.

♪ the cat died, the tail withered ♪

and it turned out to be "anchor bens".

Whoever says a word or posts something is going to eat it.

Such a messed up thread (((.

Assholes

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

The words of a veterinarian:

If you love your profession, you can get your elbow up a cow's arse

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

Mischek:

Such a messed up thread (((.

Shitheads

That's what I'm hearing from an asshole.

ZS: At least the rest of the threads are cleaner now.

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

so that's what he's doing.)

A teddy bear replaces an orphaned foal

[Sergey Golubev]

[Anatoli Kazharski]

[Andrew Petras]

Geneticists Richard Gordon of Gulf Specimen Marine Laboratory and Alexei Sharov of the National Institute on Aging used Moore's Law to establish the age of DNA. This thought experiment is not a rigorous scientific study but it has led to an unexpected and puzzling result which will no doubt generate much discussion.

[moskitman]

A grandmother gets on the trolleybus, followed by a man.
A man:
- Excuse me, can I go to the central market?
Granny:
- No.
The man gets off the trolley with a disappointed look. The doors close and the trolleybuses start moving.
Grandma adds out loud:
- But I am getting there!

***

In the carpet department:
- Do you have anything not too stark for the nursery?
- How many children?
- Seven!
- Better asphalt.

[Sergey Gridnev]

http://wwwboards.auto.ru/chevrolet/455301/

[4elendger]

Contender:

http://wwwboards.auto.ru/chevrolet/455301/

How fast was he going then?