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who's there? :0
 
-You're going to see Stas Mikhailov? -Only for the execution...
 
 

Good morning

 

Mischek:

You are not you when you are hungry.

There's a video like that. Bummer, check it out.
 
tol64:
There's a video like that. It's so bad, check it out.
There's no point in watching it, it makes me want to eat more.
 
 
Mischek:
I don't need to see it, it makes me hungry even more.

So eat up. )))


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The bear invited the fox to his birthday party.
They want to celebrate in the woods.
- I need your help, sister,
I've heard you're a master cook.
I've invited the Zayats to dine with us,
and the fox to taste your goodies.
And the redhead winked so slyly,
She hid her smile and yawned inadvertently.
- Praise the guests. That's just what we need!!!!!!
I'm very happy for you, Misha.
The bear took Lisa his supplies,
Nuts, honey and berry kvass.
- Lisa, make dessert out of them,
And put carrots on the plates.
For the bunnies this is instead of chocolate,
The little ears will be glad to have them.
- My friend, everything will be just as you said.
And you'd better get something for me!!!!!!
I don't like to chew carrots,
I'd rather have lard on my plate.
Let me go home, Misha.................
Sit and wait for the guests, it's your party.
I've done all I can for you.
See you tomorrow. I'm off. Bye, bye.................

Oh, Misha, Misha!!!!! Made a mistake.
There's a reason Fox was hiding a smile.
You invited Fox to be your assistant,
But she's the most cunning animal in the woods.
And rabbits, rabbits are a delicacy.
Only a miracle could save them.
Mishan waited a long time for his guests,
But they didn't show up at the door.

 
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