Interesting and Humour - page 4876

[PapaYozh]

https://quote.rbc.ru/news/article/607d50df9a7947ad81a3daaa

[Vitaly Murlenko]

The expressions "I really need you" and "I really need you", have the opposite meaning. "Come here" is acceptable. "Come here" is offensive. A clock can go when it's lying down and stand when it's hanging up. It's funny, but "the kettle takes a long time to get cold" and "the kettle takes a long time to get cold" are the same thing. Some write "all that NOT gets done is for the better" and some write "all that NOT gets done is for the better". Both are right. "Inhumane" and "Desolate" are not synonymous. The words "decent" and "dishonest" can be synonymous when it comes to a bastard.

[Vitaly Murlenko]

In the theatres of ancient Greece, there was an employee who used to beat noisy spectators with a stick. I was at the cinema yesterday and realised that ancient civilisations were indeed advanced.

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

space train )

[Uladzimir Izerski]

Vitaly Murlenko:
In the theatres of ancient Greece there was an employee who used to beat noisy spectators with a stick. I was at the cinema yesterday and realised that ancient civilisations were indeed advanced.

The more freedom, the more promiscuity.

[Vitaly Muzichenko]

Digging through my websites and I found...

Nostalgia, it's been four years since time flew by :(

[denis.eremin]

Gold mines in Brazil, 1986

[Aleksey Nikolayev]

Logic instead of SQL.

[Valeriy Yastremskiy]

Aleksey Nikolayev:
Mathematical logic instead of SQL.

Two ways. Teach a person to express his thoughts / queries correctly - Teach a person who has never learned to express his thoughts correctly to understand incomprehensible queries))))

Yes, there is a trend towards a common language)))

[Alexandr Bryzgalov]

At least someone would have said "Peace! WORK! MAY!")