Interesting and Humour - page 3093

[Alexey Viktorov]

Sergey Golubev:
I watch social media (Twitter, Facebook) every morning to catch the most popular topics, etc.

Here are the most popular quotes from last night. Any one of these quotes could be a headline in a newspaper article.
I'm quoting naugat without choosing.

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• Turned it off... I can't watch it.
• Or in Brazil to recruit youngsters in the favelas.
• I can't breathe.
• On top of that, the commentator is a half-wit optimist.
• it's a game named after Mudko...
• With salaries like these, why else would they score?
• I'm speechless, you assholes.
• If only they ran! Playing football is not shaking your head.
• Tonight's match was a disaster.
• It's been 25 years now.
• I'd run for less money.
• and I guess the goal was to lose!
  
• Who were they playing?

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Good morning.

It reminds me of an old joke. A long time ago there was a programme on TV called "Around the Laughs", hosted by A.A. Ivanov. And in that programme there was a section "What could it mean?" Some picture was exhibited and the audience was asked to think of a funny name for it.

They did, one time, a picture of an obscene, homosexual content. One of the viewers sent in a list of funny names for the picture, he was called up on stage and asked to tell them how he managed to come up with so many titles in such a short time.

- It's very simple, he replied, I had the Pravda newspaper with me and I simply copied the headlines from it...

These are all quotes that fit the title of this picture too.

[Sergey Golubev]

Alexey Viktorov:

An old joke comes to mind. A long time ago there was a programme on television called "Around the Laughs", hosted by A.A. Ivanov. And in this programme there was a column "What it would mean". The audience was asked to come up with a funny name for the picture.

They did, one time, a picture of an obscene, homosexual content. One of the viewers sent in a list of funny names for the picture, he was called up on stage and asked to tell how he managed to come up with so many titles in such a short time.

- It's very simple, he replied, I have the Pravda newspaper with me and I simply copied the titles from it...

All these quotations also fit the title of this picture.

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humour section...

The Russian national team wanted to get out of the group at Euro 2016 =)

[Sergey Golubev]

[Yuriy Zaytsev]

Sergey Golubev:

:-) reminds me of an echo from a bygone era.

.... NEVER

you can't build a house higher than

you can't have a salary higher than

you can't have a cottage bigger than 6 acres

[Sergey Golubev]

[Pavel Gotkevitch]

Richard Saunders' incredible catcalls.

http://art.mirtesen.ru/blog/43984183422/Neveroyatnyie-kotokustyi%2c-kotoryie-p

[Anatoli Kazharski]

Nettlebox. A film about the production of 3D tables in Voronezh >>>

Official website: http://nttl.ru/ru

[Sergey Golubev]

Today is World Giraffe Day

[Rorschach]

Do you hear that sound too?