Interesting and Humour - page 2920

 
Granted:
Pork sausages are excluded from German catering menus so as not to offend refugees.
Task:
Calculate the rotation speed of Hitler in the coffin
 

The Queen of Spades

 
 
 

I watched Haute Couture Week on TV and realised I was dressing my husband wrong.

 
 

I got a manicure, a pedicure, waxing, waxing all over, bought handcuffs,

I'm getting ready to celebrate March 8th, and I'm gonna handcuff my husband to the radiator so he doesn't have to celebrate.

 
 
 
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