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help me translate, especially the meaning of the last word... o_O
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help me translate, especially the meaning of the last word... o_O
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Yandex abstract generator
As is clear from the description of the service - it generates text without meaning.
Here is a maths abstract generated by this "machine":
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Topic: "The linearly dependent Poisson integral - a current national problem"According to the previous one, the scalar product really neutralises the rotor of the vector field, and one can take any other constant instead of 13. The polynomial, as follows from the above, categorically accelerates the Poisson integral, whence follows the proved equality. The multiplication of two vectors (vectorial) conditions the integral over an oriented region, clearly demonstrating the nonsense of the above. The partial derivatives equation reinforces the natural logarithm, we will leave further calculations to students as uncomplicated homework. Nevertheless, the Fourier integral is proved.
The maximal and minimal values of the function attract the determinant, which was to be proved. The jump of the function balances the multivariate functional analysis, from which the equality to be proved follows. The point is that geometric progression creates an integrability criterion, which is known even to schoolchildren. The sufficient convergence condition projects the abstract Fourier integral as expected. The Gauss-Ostrogradsky theorem admits a counterexample, which is known even to schoolchildren. In fact, the axiom elegantly transforms the determinant, which will undoubtedly lead us to the truth.
The envelope obviously corresponds uninterestingly to the integral over the infinite domain, which is not surprising. The greatest common divisor (GND) imposes decisively the empirical method of successive approximations, eventually arriving at a logical contradiction. Interpolation orders the integral over the surface, from which the proved equality follows. The maximum resolutely synchronizes the Hamiltonian integral, eventually arriving at a logical contradiction.
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And this is a generated musicology peperture :
Topic: "Why sonorous pentatonic?"The distortion is a sharp nonachord, and here a series of single durations are used as a modus operandi. Detroit techno uses the set, and after Utesov's performance as Potekhin in The Merry Boys, the artist's fame went national. Harmonic microrondo builds lasting showbiz, but the songs themselves are quickly forgotten. A telling example is the aleatorically constructed infinite canon with a poly-mirror vector-voice structure synchronously transforms the tone-semitone refrain, although this is quite often reminiscent of Jim Morrison and Patti Smith songs. The dense component form transforms the tone-semitone voice, as detailed in M. Druskin's book "Hans Eisler and the Workers' Music Movement in Germany". Pointillism, which originated in the musical microforms of the early twentieth century, found a distant historical parallel in the medieval goquet, but the tetrachord evokes a self-contained stratum, which partly explains so many cover versions.
Detroit techno somehow mimics the paused refrain, but if there were five times fewer songs, it would be better for everyone. The glissanding rhythm formula is loose. The pointe, as a first approximation, forms a vinyl, and here a series of single durations are used as a modus operandi. The tetrachord dissonances the celotone chord, it is no coincidence that this composition was included in V. Kikabidze's disc "I want Larisa Ivanovna". Retro builds up a layer through the use of micro-motifs (often consisting of a single sound, as well as two or three with pauses). The phenomenon of the cultural order is spontaneous.
Reverb enlightens the sonority because contemporary music is not memorable. One also speaks of the texture typical of certain genres ("marching marching texture", "waltz texture", etc.), and here we see that the loop regressively begins the channel, because contemporary music is not memorable. The rhythm section begins a paused soundscape, although this is quite often reminiscent of Jim Morrison and Patti Smith songs. A serpentine wave finishes the chorus, and here we see the very canonical sequencing with varying pitch of individual links.
Japanese hokku poem generator
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Japanese Tanka Verse Generator
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Compliment generator (you have to enter a name - male or female - and click "more"). Useless, but fun.
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Romantic story generator - gives out about this kind of text :
As I remember it now, Vladislav was strolling through the public garden. The weather was fine. The sun was shining, people were piling up from sunstroke... A hitherto unknown Isolde was walking towards Vladislav. All this was taking place in the beautiful Russian town of Verkhoyansk. Vladislav was a bit of a disciplinarian, and many legends have been composed about his uneasiness. However, Isolde was just like him - sensual by nature and a little remarkable she was a dream of any man.
Vladislav took a drag from the Belomorina, apparently he wanted to draw attention to himself that way. Isolde, noticing the manoeuvre, began to apply war paint to her already original face. Vladislav was discouraged. Usually his methods made the best impression.
Isolde had probably inherited her nimbleness and a certain forgetfulness from her mother Mariou. How else could this behaviour be explained? Her father Eumenius, though debauched and crazy, loved his daughter when he was not nice to his wife.
Then Wladyslaw decided to use his last and surest means, inherited from his father by the name of Donat, who although distinguished by ruthlessness and hostility, managed to win the heart of resourceful girl Magda. Although who conquered whom, as Magda said, is still a big question.
Vladislav began tearing at his clothes and sprinkling ashes on his head. She was fascinated by such unusual courtship and approached him...
Vladislav turned out to be a British spy and recruited her to work on a submarine. He thought Isolde would be perfectly capable of fulfilling her duties.
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Small talk generator (generates text based on a keyword you specify).
Simply type in the word Metatrader, and generate the text.
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There are also several English-language generators that produce entire formatted large keyword articles (with charts and a list of references). When you read these articles, you won't understand that it's nonsense.
A new Russian supercomputer will be built from domestically developed components >>>
It's already been posted on the previous page...
That's all right. I hope this accidental repetition didn't hurt you. ;)