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- How is a banana republic different from an oil and gas power?
- Bananas are a renewable resource.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, why is everything becoming more expensive in Russia?
- Well, here you are completely wrong - the rouble, for example!
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- What have you got there? - points to her belly with her finger.
- That's my baby! - Smiles the mother-to-be.
- Do you love him?
- Of course I love it!
- Then why did you eat it?!
- Mum, there's something going on between me and my husband, come and see if you can help me.
The mother arrives, the daughter tells her:
- You know, my husband isn't interested in me as a woman at all. When we go to sleep, you go to the bedroom and look through the keyhole, and maybe in the morning you will give me some advice. We went to bed. The mother got up, went to the bedroom, looked through the keyhole and saw: The light was on, the husband and daughter were lying in bed, the daughter was completely naked, her husband was reading a book. Suddenly he puts his hand on her breast, gently runs it down her body and reaches her privates. The mother thinks that everything is fine and goes to sleep.
In the morning her daughter asks:
Did you see it?
- Yes, I saw, everything seems to be all right.
- Yes??? What did you see?
- Well, first he was reading a book, then he ran his hand over your body, came to a stop, then I went to sleep.
- You just didn't watch it till the end! He's wetting his finger and turning the page!
", the bemused blonde opened the boot and gave an intrigued me the opportunity to enjoy the sight of the CANALIZATION Hatch resting in the car at
Lyubka. When I timidly asked how it was, I was literally told the following: "So I'm driving. Suddenly, "Boo". Apparently, I hit a bump. I slammed on the brakes and I got out - and there she was, protection that is - lying beside me. Some blokes stopped and I complained to them and they told me that this part was the most important one in the car and that it was extremely dangerous to drive without it. They helped me load it in the boot and advised me to go to the service station (40 km per hour, right lane, with a "crash." All of her tirade was occasionally interrupted by snapping and my efforts to restrain laughter. But that was not all. Oily fitter from the service, listening Lyubashki tearful story and wiping his hands with no less oily rags, told his friend that the men on the road is absolutely right, because there is no in the car more important detail than the "bottom protection. But he can't repair the car, because at the moment he doesn't have..... Listen carefully:
"Left-hand self-tapping screws SS416/53"455674/546388/Bis" (the paper with number of self-tapping screws was given by kind-hearted locksmith to Lyubashka not to forget what exactly he needed). Shop assistant, where Lubka immediately went and went, a bit fluffy at the beginning, then said it was important that these screws are only available to order for three months, and then no guarantee that arrive, and therefore ride the car at all possible!
That's it!!! I can't remember further details, because at this moment my lid was "blown off".
I laughed so hard, I almost had a gut wrench. For this irresponsible behaviour, my wife called me an "idiot". Apparently it was purely out of a woman's solidarity.
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