Interesting and Humour - page 1104

[Anatoli Kazharski]

[Anatoli Kazharski]

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The wife calls her husband:
- Darling, you have a serious problem!
- What happened?!
- I drove into a Maybach, I offered to pay the owner in kind, he agreed.
- My problem is what?
- The owner's gay...

[Sergey Gridnev]

Esquire has selected several terms from the modern English language that denote phenomena not yet described, but already existing in Russia.

[михаил потапыч]

Contender:
Esquire has selected several terms from modern English to denote phenomena not yet described, but already existing in Russia.

outrage

Babushka.
A cute, useless little thing.

[михаил потапыч]

TheXpert:

No way. Dangerous country, dangerous neighborhoods. The beavers are a bunch of cuckoos. Bears are calmer here.

http://dengi.onliner.by/2013/04/10/bober/

[Anatoli Kazharski]

Mischek:

No way. Dangerous country, dangerous neighborhoods. The beavers are a bunch of cuckoos. Bears are calmer here.

http://dengi.onliner.by/2013/04/10/bober/

I never knew beavers could attack like that. Now I'll know. This one in the video, by the way, is in the Tver region. )))

[михаил потапыч]

tol64:

I never would have guessed that beavers could attack like that. Now I'll know. This one in the video, by the way, is in the Tver region. )))

Ahh, going to Moscow. Napoleon's way. We should burn Moscow.

[Anatoli Kazharski]

Mischek:
Ahh, they're going to Moscow.

Why Moscow? Maybe to St. Petersburg. )))

[михаил потапыч]

tol64:
Why Moscow? Maybe St. Petersburg. )))

No, no, no, and we have enough beavers as it is.