Traders joking, the beginning - page 73


gbp-related is a curse - stopping betting it , I always got it wrong

could be -- euro/usd related to Gbp/aud

note the last bit that it flat then go down

Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


Whoever said that trends exist, when it is so obvious that they don't. Randomness at its best

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Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


got this as an email from a friend of mine.

Deserves to be read

Considering that these legal decisions are made by a jury of their 'peers', these cases do not reflect well about the Mindset of the American public in general, but especially the ones making these preposterous awards.


It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.

Here are the Stellas for this past year --


Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son

Start scratching!


Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Scratch some more...


Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish Keep scratching. There are more...

Double hand scratching after this one..


Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..


Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?

Only two more so ease up on the scratching...


Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.

Ok. Here we go!!


This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?

$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

Sergey Golubev
Sergey Golubev  

people say that ...

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

Fling dirt enough and some will stick.

One law for the rich and another for the poor.

Live and let live.

A word warmly said gives comfort even to a cat.

A land of milk and honey.

I've got you under my skin.

I feel blue.

All I know is that I know nothing.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

So live that you can look any man in the eyes and tell him to go to hell.

Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.

It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.

To have great poets, there must be great audiences, too. [that is true]

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

He who knows how to be poor knows everything.

Sometimes the best gain is to lose.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

There can be no rainbow without a cloud and storm.

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best and by the least means.

Jobs are physically easier, but the worker now takes home worries instead of an aching back.

people say that ...


spooky prophet -- biblical portion

promoting business is easy

if forex-tsd forum got a twitter alike program on its web server

or at least get a UNIQUE twitter TAG i.e. @justinbieber alike -- then quality signal people could POST their ENTRIES / instant analysis SIGNAL in real time

then a link to twitter that @forex-tsd TAG -- the solution can always be so simple in my mind

solution is so simple -- it might be , discourage people over 65 to eat recycle food and encourage people to pay a deposit FIRST before dropping a baby for the national govt expenditure

forex day trading solution is even more simple -- inertia that you know DOES not hold, just like movie -- CRASH

as in

tiny - cc/ crashmovie also tiny - cc / narrated [ google plus bring me this tedious youtube code to watch it for good 10 min tonight --> v=oXFDVi1tr7w ]

obama era challenge -- I should put it as comment for whitehouse author in youtube

hurdle are default housing disaster area - local govt employees still richie rich -- transit in local govt town planning -- so many local govt office or federal office, don't need to be in the main city-centre now

i.e. my suggested solution , would be

ask the local civil servant to MOVE HOUSE to the default-housing area, when local govt move their prime estate city centre office to the outskirt of town where next to the residential default-housing area, this way, the BOOK of the BANKERS will look even nice, -- the house that civil servant move out keep it accounting inflated value, getting rid of the default-housing run-away 2nd mortgaged vacant houses to it former glory house value and local govt invest in a quick transit to the outskirt of town that could bring more housing, truck stop for the stop-in-between

maybe I am smart and need complemented to know my idea is pretty -- took me just few hours to figure out all-in-1 viable solution to bloomberg news materail

if I made a logo for my sport fashion brand

I am laminated brand news 2cents (2pennies 2 coins) and put it as logo of garment and sell it to reebok

MIRAMAX blockbuster, oscar academy winning movie-- GOOD WILL HUNTING -- got a Better JOKE about old couple, the elderly lady called PETTY -- about BLOWING a GUY and GUY having a sip !! -- that is so genius grade level HILARIOUS

-- don't know megaupload link for GOOD WILL HUNTING movie -- but youtube -- you could watch it free for MOST PARTS of that movie -- I bought it though - just ingenious about all hot political issues -- that harvard almost grad - matt damon and his friends, robin williams, ben alfeck

The most important thing a mother can do for her husband is to squeeze hard for the newbie in FOREX to see the end of the tunnel.

William Snyder
William Snyder  

A Sharing marriage...

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered --



to newbies, sometime, I am being NICE, and really try to tell what FOREX , chart technical analysis really are --- for newbies (THAT DEFINITION are : NOT A TRADER)

that is not IT


it is more like

i.e. if you are an inventor you would invent a stop-watch that is compatible with traffic light


will you appreciate it , or you say CRAP because you don't understand SHIT

I thought this is medical , it is just an agony

blog -- just try out SAFARI browser for pc today

not sure it is the safest (many stuff does not run there_ but sure it is the slowest


Sergey Golubev
Sergey Golubev  

Not a joke but for something to listen during the weekend

Mladen Rakic
Mladen Rakic  


A new technology breaking indicator - never fails : Russia. - MQL4 Code Base

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