[Archive c 17.03.2008] Humour [Archive to 28.04.2012] - page 398
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Who gets the chills?
Children, the elderly and those with a heart condition DON'T WATCH!
For the rest of us, turn up the volume.
>Who gets goosebumps?
you can't do that - everyone's used to it...
Your new avatar, Michalil, gives me goosebumps... ))
You can't do that - everyone's used to it...
Also - disapproves....
Icons from the Pioneer Camp series.
The wheeled coffin is already there, the standing Faith will be in the next issue.
no humour
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My grandmother got married. She is 76 years old and he is 78. They met at the cemetery. She regularly visited her grandfather's grave, and he came to the grave next door. Her future husband. He would bring flowers, spend hours neatly cleaning his wife's grave, and her grandmother turned her attention to him. One day, while he was away, she looked at the date of the woman's death - 11 years ago. At first, Grandmother only said hello to him, then chatted with him, and then they started going back together. He would walk her home. They developed a cemetery friendship from all this. And they decided to get married. There weren't many people at the festive table. My new grandfather, Nikolai Ivanovich, raised a glass of Pepsi-Cola - he doesn't drink at all (my mother also said that a non-drinking man can only be found in a cemetery), and so he raised his glass, everyone fell silent, he looked intently at my grandmother and said softly:
- 'Anya, don't you recognise me?
Grandmother's lips quivered, she nodded:
- I do, Kolenka, I did long ago.
Imagine, Lord, they were married once before. They were 18 then. They'd only been together two months and then they split up. He thought she was a floozy, she thought he was an insolent floozy.
Honestly, God, did You set this up?
Lyosha, 4th grade.
no humour, maths class 2, extracurricular activities
5. There is a ghost in the Stangenzirkul castle. At first it would only scare the staff at night, but gradually it became so cheeky that it began to appear during the day, taking the form of one of the tourists. But the ghost was very scatterbrained and always seemed to be different from regular people - it might have transparent ears or a head that was on backwards. Look at the picture (below) and identify which of the tourists is a disguised ghost. Why?
Write the answer and the necessary explanations.
I kinda found it and the baby is almost crying, mockery, not 2nd grade maths )
Mischek:
What have you found? It's a marasmus. It's not shadows underneath them, it's puddles. And one visitor has a puddle sticking out the other side.
Why puddles? Because when there's torchlight, there's nothing to shine from above, the shadows are indistinct, they're almost non-existent. And they'd be directed from the torches. So it's a puddle.
But the author has made provision for the mouse.